Your Daily Dose of Happy Facts

[Don Coyote]

But are the children GRASS FED?

that gives an while new angle
villianis them for not using grass feed children

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

But are the children GRASS FED?

that gives an while new angle
villianis them for not using grass feed children

Why, I bet most companies use children that are GRAIN-FED. And it's probably not even organic grain!

[Don Coyote]

But are the children GRASS FED?

that gives an while new angle
villianis them for not using grass feed children

Why, I bet most companies use children that are GRAIN-FED. And it's probably not even organic grain!

butvat least they aren't using steroids or growth hormones or antibiotics.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

But are the children GRASS FED?

that gives an while new angle
villianis them for not using grass feed children

Why, I bet most companies use children that are GRAIN-FED. And it's probably not even organic grain!

butvat least they aren't using steroids or growth hormones or antibiotics.

No; when one gets sick they just quarantine it until it dies, and then throw it into the composter.

[Junkenstein]

So I was at Whole Foods, and they have these hoodies there that are about $25, called something like "Fabric of Change". So I look at the tag, and they're made in China.

I should really look them up, because maybe the "change" is that it's a worker-owned living-wage shop, or something. But I kind of doubt it. I think it was recycled fabric or some such crap.

Change that you can believe in! That used to be made in Taiwan

[Juana]

I'm not sure I agree with the idea that capitalism isn't inherently bad, or at least on the macro level like H&M, Levi, Wal Mart, et al. Capitalism at the micro (local/regional) level does require that business owners not treat their employees like shit because employees have the actual ability to leave them high and dry, and it's easier to trace the supply chain/have an ethic supply chain, but gigantic corporations like Apple and friends have to bow to the market in certain ways that smaller businesses can't and when workers start demanding humane treatment/a living wage, well, they can just pick up and leave.
Or at least that's what I would argue.

I would be all over the Free Market Slavery thing. I'm going to be doing some shopping soon, and if I can't get away from slave goods, I may as well use their ubiquity to this thing's advantage.

Sounds like you might be conflating capitalism with "Free Market capitalism", AKA corporatism? Noting wrong with capitalism (well... there are arguments to be made about it being a self-limiting economic system, but that's for later) but unfettered capitalism leads inevitably to consolidation and tyranny. It's built into the system.

Possibly? I'll do some reading.


"Made by children 5-12"

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

WE ARE AN ETHICAL COMPANY OUR CHILDREN ARE NEVER KEPT IN BATTERY CAGES, NOR THEIR MOTHERS IN GESTATION CRATES

[tyrannosaurus vex]

CHILD-LABOR FREE*


*Legal age of maturity may vary.

[trippinprincezz13]

"Made by kids, for kids!"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

EITHER

Handcrafted by child slaves,
But none of them live in America.
So don't worry your little head.

OR

Almost no children were harmed
in the manufacture of this product.

OR EVEN

Made by slaves
To help you stay in your budget.

BETTER YET

Have you made the connection between
purchasing slave-made goods and the lack
of jobs here at home?  No?  Good. 
Go back to sleep.

[LMNO]

It took me a while to come up with one, but:

"Made by children, NATURALLY"

[P3nT4gR4m]

"Buying this shirt, helps make sure that little Samreen can feed her baby brother"

[Cain]

That lazy little bastard should get his own job, instead of leeching off his sister like some kind of parasite.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It took me a while to come up with one, but:

"Made by children, NATURALLY HOLISTICALLY"

FTFY.

Or even

Made by children, HOLISTICALLY
NOW WITH HERBS!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Can somebody format these into a Scribd file that prints on mailing label stickers?
I might be going to WalMart later in the week.