Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Cain]

I could send you a retarded PM based on my hatemail from another site...but I think that may be cheating.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

For what it's worth, I think 8 of the 9 so far are HFT/TDS tards, and the other one might NOT be EBS, but may as well be.

Oh this is going to be GOOD. 

I also have 2 good emails, so I may cheat and use those to go over 10.  I shall re-read them tonight and decide.

Seriously, I love yahoo emails.  Means the fuckers on FB have no indication of who I really am, because some of these bastards are NUTS.

Oh, PLEASE do!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have been working my little ass off in hopes of making enough beads to get me a head start on the upcoming term. An average of 100 beads a day.

Right now there are 60 in the kiln, I'm shooting for 150 today.

Woot.  Sounds like a small kiln, though.  I can't remember, is it a Harrop-style kiln, where the product goes on a car that goes into the kiln?

Check this out; it's so small, it's PORTABLE. I can pick it up by myself. It's ADORABLE.

How can it possibly contain enough refractory?  Tell me of this technology.

It is made out of brick, and runs on... get this... ELECTRICITY.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I could send you a retarded PM based on my hatemail from another site...but I think that may be cheating.

I'm still saving all of the originals + answers, to be handed over to ECH when I kick the bucket.

Just so that there's verification that these people are REALLY THAT INSANE/STUPID, without me having to deal with the fallout of posting the originals myself.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

On that note, I have devoured my lunch, and shall head back into my bead-hole. SEE YOU SPAGS LATER!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

For what it's worth, I think 8 of the 9 so far are HFT/TDS tards, and the other one might NOT be EBS, but may as well be.

Oh this is going to be GOOD. 

I also have 2 good emails, so I may cheat and use those to go over 10.  I shall re-read them tonight and decide.

Seriously, I love yahoo emails.  Means the fuckers on FB have no indication of who I really am, because some of these bastards are NUTS.

Oh, PLEASE do!

Oki doke.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I could send you a retarded PM based on my hatemail from another site...but I think that may be cheating.

I'm still saving all of the originals + answers, to be handed over to ECH when I kick the bucket.

Just so that there's verification that these people are REALLY THAT INSANE/STUPID, without me having to deal with the fallout of posting the originals myself.

I feel like the whole thing deserves to be published after you die, just because of the fucking funny.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have been working my little ass off in hopes of making enough beads to get me a head start on the upcoming term. An average of 100 beads a day.

Right now there are 60 in the kiln, I'm shooting for 150 today.

Woot.  Sounds like a small kiln, though.  I can't remember, is it a Harrop-style kiln, where the product goes on a car that goes into the kiln?

Check this out; it's so small, it's PORTABLE. I can pick it up by myself. It's ADORABLE.

How can it possibly contain enough refractory?  Tell me of this technology.

It is made out of brick, and runs on... get this... ELECTRICITY.

Ours are made out of brick, and run on natural gas, and go up to about 1540 C.

But I can't pick them up.  They're really big.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have been working my little ass off in hopes of making enough beads to get me a head start on the upcoming term. An average of 100 beads a day.

Right now there are 60 in the kiln, I'm shooting for 150 today.

Woot.  Sounds like a small kiln, though.  I can't remember, is it a Harrop-style kiln, where the product goes on a car that goes into the kiln?

Check this out; it's so small, it's PORTABLE. I can pick it up by myself. It's ADORABLE.

How can it possibly contain enough refractory?  Tell me of this technology.

It is made out of brick, and runs on... get this... ELECTRICITY.

Ours are made out of brick, and run on natural gas, and go up to about 1540 C.

But I can't pick them up.  They're really big.

Slight understatement? 

[Juana]

For what it's worth, I think 8 of the 9 so far are HFT/TDS tards, and the other one might NOT be EBS, but may as well be.

EBS? Still? He doesn't ever give up, does he?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

For what it's worth, I think 8 of the 9 so far are HFT/TDS tards, and the other one might NOT be EBS, but may as well be.

EBS? Still? He doesn't ever give up, does he?

Doesn't "EBS" stand for "Earth Bound Spirit"?
He's a HAUNT. 

[Juana]

For what it's worth, I think 8 of the 9 so far are HFT/TDS tards, and the other one might NOT be EBS, but may as well be.

EBS? Still? He doesn't ever give up, does he?

Doesn't "EBS" stand for "Earth Bound Spirit"?
He's a HAUNT. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

For what it's worth, I think 8 of the 9 so far are HFT/TDS tards, and the other one might NOT be EBS, but may as well be.

EBS? Still? He doesn't ever give up, does he?

Doesn't "EBS" stand for "Earth Bound Spirit"?
He's a HAUNT. 

I think he imprinted on TGRR like a demented stoner duckling. TGRR has his own little Ghost of Idiots Past.

[navkat]

I am now up to 9 fucked up PMs.

It's almost that time again.

SQUEEEEEE!!!! 

Seconded.

ONE MORE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

For what it's worth, I think 8 of the 9 so far are HFT/TDS tards, and the other one might NOT be EBS, but may as well be.

EBS? Still? He doesn't ever give up, does he?

Doesn't "EBS" stand for "Earth Bound Spirit"?
He's a HAUNT. 

I think he imprinted on TGRR like a demented stoner duckling. TGRR has his own little Ghost of Idiots Past.

THEY ARE LEGION.