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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#945
April 13, 2013, 06:36:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 06:14:44 AM
I think I found the perfect avatar.  Hit refresh.

Your avatar is hilarious in a "someday they'll come for me" sort of way. :P
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Eater of Clowns

#946
April 13, 2013, 02:25:32 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 12, 2013, 10:47:46 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 12, 2013, 10:25:05 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 12, 2013, 10:13:03 PM
OH MY GOD POST OFFICE ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON

I hear ya.

Well, they're all out now, except Waffles. I'm gonna do a separate batch of seriously shelf-stable ones for him.

Everyone who's getting cookies: I cannot guarantee that everything makes it there not stale or broken, in fact I'm pretty sure a bunch of things are going to break in transit. As long as nothing gets lost in the postal system, nothing will have the chance to go seriously bad, and the mix of baked goods should keep everything at close to the optimal moisture levels. The chocolate balls contain alcohol as a preservative, do not feed them to small children.

You should salt and pickle them.  Scandinavians can't get enough of that shit.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#947
April 13, 2013, 02:38:40 PM
So tonight I have Navy Ball with the bf. I can't even begin to describe how giddy I am. Considering I haven't gone to a formal since fucking high school prom (I'm not counting my wedding.) I get to wear a dress, and makeup, and high heels! OMG. I GET TO BE A DAMN WOMAN. :banana:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#948
April 13, 2013, 06:05:53 PM
University application sent.  Should know what's happening in six weeks or less.

navkat

#949
April 13, 2013, 06:40:33 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 03:52:37 AM
I'll tell you whose chocolate balls contain alcohol.

ECH's?
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#950
April 13, 2013, 07:19:28 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#951
April 13, 2013, 08:19:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2013, 06:05:53 PM
University application sent.  Should know what's happening in six weeks or less.

Good luck!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#952
April 13, 2013, 08:20:59 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 13, 2013, 07:19:28 PM
Yes, they're talking about you.
:x :x :x

I'm fascinated by this division of "creatives" and "non-creatives". Someone pointed out that the author of the original article is a psychologist and a known troll, which makes me wonder if the article was indeed deliberately inflammatory.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#953
April 13, 2013, 08:55:18 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 08:19:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2013, 06:05:53 PM
University application sent.  Should know what's happening in six weeks or less.

Good luck!

Thanks.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#954
April 13, 2013, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 08:20:59 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 13, 2013, 07:19:28 PM
Yes, they're talking about you.
:x :x :x

I'm fascinated by this division of "creatives" and "non-creatives". Someone pointed out that the author of the original article is a psychologist and a known troll, which makes me wonder if the article was indeed deliberately inflammatory.

I'm sure it was.

"Pay them poorly".
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

East Coast Hustle

#955
April 14, 2013, 12:05:18 AM
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

navkat

#956
April 14, 2013, 12:30:15 AM
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#957
April 14, 2013, 01:08:51 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Faust

#958
April 14, 2013, 01:51:36 AM Last Edit: April 14, 2013, 02:02:09 AM by Faust
Does anyone know what Essex is like? Is it a nice place?

Edit: There's a chance I may be moving to the UK
Sleepless nights at the chateau

AFK

#959
April 14, 2013, 02:07:31 AM
I can tell you about Essex, New York, but I imagine that wouldn't help much.   :lol:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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