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ROGER IS IN CHARGE OF MY LOVE LIFE ITT

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 19, 2013, 10:11:07 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
April 20, 2013, 05:51:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 05:44:48 PM
:lulz: These are fantastic. They give me a reason to not summarily delete the idiotic messages I get.

I'll post responses, if any.

Looking forward to it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#31
April 20, 2013, 06:30:04 PM
Yes, responses!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cain

#32
April 20, 2013, 06:33:56 PM
I will need to update my OKCupid profile when I move to Switzerland.  I may call upon your assistance in the near future, Roger.

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
April 20, 2013, 06:34:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 20, 2013, 06:33:56 PM
I will need to update my OKCupid profile when I move to Switzerland.  I may call upon your assistance in the near future, Roger.

We aim to please.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#34
April 20, 2013, 06:59:00 PM
These letters aren't even for me, and I'm swooning a little bit. :oops:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
April 21, 2013, 02:21:22 AM
So far, the only person who has responded is my new friend the existentialist. :lulz: He says he loves the letter, it was brilliantly written, and the happy sock line was genius.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#36
April 21, 2013, 03:11:41 PM
He could actually be alright... :?

Nah. OKC.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
April 21, 2013, 05:32:59 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
April 21, 2013, 05:35:37 PM
We've been chatting. He's alright, artsy, maybe reasonably smart but with low self-esteem.

Which means it would be irresponsible of me to go there, I would wreck him.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
April 21, 2013, 10:46:17 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#40
April 22, 2013, 09:34:02 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 21, 2013, 05:35:37 PM
We've been chatting. He's alright, artsy, maybe reasonably smart but with low self-esteem.

Which means it would be irresponsible of me to go there, I would wreck him.

I admire your restraint. Save your wrath love for the hipsters, Nigel!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
April 22, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
April 22, 2013, 05:29:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 22, 2013, 09:34:02 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 21, 2013, 05:35:37 PM
We've been chatting. He's alright, artsy, maybe reasonably smart but with low self-esteem.

Which means it would be irresponsible of me to go there, I would wreck him.

I admire your restraint. Save your wrath love for the hipsters, Nigel!

Too late.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
April 22, 2013, 05:41:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 22, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2013, 10:46:17 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 21, 2013, 05:32:59 PM
This is him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHr3hKRe0BA


I may have to do my response over.

Seriously.

I am 100% in favor of this.

Dear Worm,

I am uncertain as to what that video was supposed to be, but I will say that it had a profound influence on me.  Spefically, the influence to suggest that you seek medical attention, and perhaps wear a hockey helmet when you don't have direct supervision.

You know, it's things like this that give art a bad name.  "Performance Art", for the most part, is sort of the retarded child of Yoko Ono and John Lennon, and if I were in charge of things, the critique of performance "art" would involve scorpions and big shitty sticks.

I remain curious, though, as to what was running through your head when you decided that would be a good idea?  Old Ronald Reagan lightbulb commercials?  Soupy Sales' festering corpse?  Or perhaps just a low buzzing noise? 

At some point in everyone's life there comes an urge to publicly shove your reproductive organs into the sausage grinder...and, like politics, sausages may be nice, but nobody wants to see how they get made.  This is basically what you have done.

The above video ruined my day.  I am still cringing at the notion of what sort of mental processes determined that as "art" in some way.  Art is work, and THAT was just silly.  It is the artistic equivalent of changing batteries in a flashlight and then proclaiming yourself an electrical engineer.

The only rational explanation for that video is that you're trying out for a part in Fatboy Slim's next abortion.  If that's the case, I wish you luck, and I hope it doesn't lead to you working the Renn Fair, eating mud pies or whatever the hell it is that You People do.

- Nigel 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
April 22, 2013, 06:26:19 PM
 :lulz: If he liked the last one, he'll LOVE that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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