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ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

Started by Junkenstein, April 21, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

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CHOOSE YOUR MEXICO

CISHETREP TGGR - Despises you all and will never produce the second part of the joke
9 (52.9%)
The Interim ruling Government - Newly interested in the battle against Reptoids and false joke promises
0 (0%)
EOC- Still screaming about his magnificent plans from exile
4 (23.5%)
LMNO - Wants to give Mexico a big hand. Vigorously.
6 (35.3%)
WAFFLES - Claims the power to shift landmasses. Dare you oppose this?
5 (29.4%)
Queen Gogira - Staying above the Tentacles/Talons debate with Baking and bribery
11 (64.7%)
I disagree with the way this vote is run and wish to register a protest vote. This is for you. Look at you, improving democracy and everything.
4 (23.5%)
I agree with how this vote is run and wish to not see hired goons at my doorstep.
5 (29.4%)
TWID- Making a hopeless effort. Will regret this.
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: May 05, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

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Junkenstein

#45
April 22, 2013, 10:21:02 PM
Your desires are irrelevant. Campaign to the best of your abilities or face the elite-hidden-guerilla-squad-guard-strike-force.

No one who encounters the EHGSGSF walk the same way again. Or even twice. This is your only warning.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#46
April 22, 2013, 10:23:48 PM
REMINDER: HANDJOBS.



THAT IS ALL.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#47
April 22, 2013, 11:56:44 PM
I can't change my vote :(

Also if elected MEXICO I promise cookies and tentacle faces for everyone.

Pergamos

#48
April 23, 2013, 12:56:12 AM
I will proudly be the New Mexico to Queen Gojira's Mexico.  Cookies and tentacle faces for all.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
April 23, 2013, 01:50:00 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 22, 2013, 10:23:48 PM
REMINDER: HANDJOBS.



THAT IS ALL.

Well, it's hard not to vote for this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#50
April 23, 2013, 02:46:12 AM
DO AS NIGEL DOES. ACCEPT THE HANDJOB.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#51
April 23, 2013, 03:05:04 AM
What if it's a bad handjob? Like, a few quick pumps and a slap on the balls and that's it? How do we know?!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

LMNO

#52
April 23, 2013, 03:10:21 AM
YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE GETTING SLAPPED ON THE BALLS? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR MEXICO?

tyrannosaurus vex

#53
April 23, 2013, 04:54:34 AM
PROMISING HANDJOBS IS INSULTING AND DEGRADING TO THE OFFICE OF MEXICO, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

I support TGRR for Mexico.

Not because I believe his lies about the second half of the joke, but because choosing a candidate out of you lot is disturbing enough to hope TGRR is the one with his finger on the Big Red Button when it's all over.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
April 23, 2013, 04:55:33 AM
Quote from: V3X on April 23, 2013, 04:54:34 AM

Not because I believe his lies about the second half of the joke,

You guys have NO IDEA.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#55
April 23, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 23, 2013, 03:10:21 AM
YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE GETTING SLAPPED ON THE BALLS? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR MEXICO?

This is our future if we elect LMNO :  :love:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
April 23, 2013, 05:08:11 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 23, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 23, 2013, 03:10:21 AM
YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE GETTING SLAPPED ON THE BALLS? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR MEXICO?

This is our future if we elect LMNO :  :love:

I want to change my vote now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#57
April 23, 2013, 05:26:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2013, 05:08:11 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 23, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 23, 2013, 03:10:21 AM
YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE GETTING SLAPPED ON THE BALLS? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR MEXICO?

This is our future if we elect LMNO :  :love:

I want to change my vote now.

Oh no!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#58
April 23, 2013, 05:27:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 23, 2013, 05:26:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2013, 05:08:11 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 23, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 23, 2013, 03:10:21 AM
YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE GETTING SLAPPED ON THE BALLS? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR MEXICO?

This is our future if we elect LMNO :  :love:

I want to change my vote now.

Oh no!

I am up for ANY PROGRAM!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#59
April 23, 2013, 09:27:07 AM
NEW CHALLENGERS
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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