Snail Fucking

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

they're buried, we were digging around in the tank trying to do a snail census when we found them (nothing got bruised, thankfully). The substrate's just dirt from the yard, since we just picked them up from the garden, and it got seriously soaked through a week or so ago when I was an idiot and left the tank out in the rain for hours.

I'm trying to decide if we should shift the clutch over to another container to keep a better eye on them and protect them from all the adults. For now, we just reburied them and put everyone back in the tank.

I don't think you have to worry about protecting them... they should be fine in there. Most snails don't eat each other. But if you want to have a separate snail nursery for the babies instead of having 30 eensy, unmanageable, fragile snails cruising around the adult tank, moving them now is a good idea.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

not worried about eating, worried about climbing on and squishing. It's a bit crowded in there already.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

not worried about eating, worried about climbing on and squishing. It's a bit crowded in there already.

I don't think squishing is a big issue with snails, but crowding could be a hell of a problem after they hatch.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I keep saying I'm going to release a whole bunch of them, and then I never do

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Successful transfer! Only squished two eggs (hopefully those were the ones that were gonna fail anyway) 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hopefully you will post a ton of pics when these bad boys hatch!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

[meatwad]I'm gonna[/meatwad]

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

SPRING IS HERE, SNAILFUCKERS!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I WILL FUCK THAT SNAIL.  She's a dirty little pulmonate gastropod mollusc.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DELICIOUS SNAILS!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Is that the cover of a Barry White cd?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I think I should harvest love darts for ridiculous purposes.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I think I should harvest love darts for ridiculous purposes.

Mahjdiqueel PUA crowd. "PUT THIS IN YOUR MOJO!!!!!"

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I think I should harvest love darts for ridiculous purposes.

Mahjdiqueel PUA crowd. "PUT THIS IN YOUR MOJO!!!!!"

EHMEHGERD YEEES!

[Elder Iptuous]

by MOJO, you mean their genitals, i'm hoping.

"The hormones coating the gypsobelum, or 'love dart' of the common Helix Pomatia has been proven an effective erectile enhancement in human subjects when pierced into the shaft of the penis.  The effect lasts for approximately four hours and adds a girth greater than that of pharmaceutical ED medications."
-some impressive sounding journal