Snail Fucking

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

by MOJO, you mean their genitals, i'm hoping.

"The hormones coating the gypsobelum, or 'love dart' of the common Helix Pomatia has been proven an effective erectile enhancement in human subjects when pierced into the shaft of the penis.  The effect lasts for approximately four hours and adds a girth greater than that of pharmaceutical ED medications."
-some impressive sounding journal

Well yeah, but let them infer "charm bag" until it's TOO LATE.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

"Greater girth." For some reason that is making me laugh like a lunatic. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

The ones here are grove snails (Cepaea nemoralis), and the darts are too fragile to pierce human skin, especially after they've been sucking on them for a while. The best way to do something like this would be grinding it into a powder and convincing people to put it in a drink or lotion. I don't think the snails here could possibly be carrying anything that could infect humans, but it wouldn't hurt to cook the darts long enough to murder anything that might be living on them.

[Elder Iptuous]

hm... that's a shame, because the idea of some PUA explaining to the emergency room receptionist why he has a snail dart stuck in his dick is really golden.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

hm... that's a shame, because the idea of some PUA explaining to the emergency room receptionist why he has a snail dart stuck in his dick is really golden.

I could look into the GALS love dart situation? They're not allowed in the US, but some folks keep them in the UK.

[Elder Iptuous]

it is my understanding that they have got a foothold in FL. in flagrant violation of our laws on mollusk immigration.

[Elder Iptuous]

of course this could simply be a two birds/one stone thing!
we could enjoy the yuks of PUAs sticking snail barbs in their cocks while also helping to rid FL of an invasive species.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

it doesn't look like the giant ones use love darts at all

On the plus side, this page is awesome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

it is my understanding that they have got a foothold in FL. in flagrant violation of our laws on mollusk immigration.

It should be criminalized.

For the children.