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This game is awesome!

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 02, 2013, 05:21:22 AM

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#30
May 02, 2013, 10:16:45 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 02, 2013, 10:12:18 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:10:20 PM
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:06:27 PM
I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!

I chose that one, too. Realized too late that I was holding 600klp at the time. Totally kicking myself for not multiplying that instead.

I don't know, the cloning scroll is pretty bitchin'.

I blew my cloning scroll early and they're a bitch to brew

Well. There's still the acid rain scrolls, right? :P
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#31
May 02, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
Also, listening to the Welcome to Night Vale podcast is probably not the best way to play this game. :P
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#32
May 02, 2013, 10:19:05 PM
WHAT DOES THAT DAMN FROG WANT????
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#33
May 02, 2013, 10:36:16 PM
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

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#34
May 02, 2013, 10:37:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
Also, listening to the Welcome to Night Vale podcast is probably not the best way to play this game. :P

Are you kidding? Sounds like a BLAST.

Cainad,
listens to Night Vale in the shower, with the lights off




Also, this game is better than all the games.

I have eaten 216118 candies, have a lvl 6 flaming sword, have tossed 1000 candies on the ground (nothing seems to happen after the first 100), and am receiving 100 lollipops per second (seems to max out at 100000; I've planted 300000 with no increase in lollipoppage), and I get 8 candies per second.

Current stage is Castle's Keep...

Cainad (dec.)

#35
May 02, 2013, 10:38:13 PM
OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON SHIT SHIT SHIT

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#36
May 02, 2013, 10:54:17 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 02, 2013, 10:37:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
Also, listening to the Welcome to Night Vale podcast is probably not the best way to play this game. :P

Are you kidding? Sounds like a BLAST.

Cainad,
listens to Night Vale in the shower, with the lights off




Also, this game is better than all the games.

I have eaten 216118 candies, have a lvl 6 flaming sword, have tossed 1000 candies on the ground (nothing seems to happen after the first 100), and am receiving 100 lollipops per second (seems to max out at 100000; I've planted 300000 with no increase in lollipoppage), and I get 8 candies per second.

Current stage is Castle's Keep...

Wow man. You really like candy.
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#37
May 02, 2013, 10:55:47 PM
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#38
May 02, 2013, 10:58:09 PM
Does anyone else think he looks like a pimp?
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#39
May 02, 2013, 11:00:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:54:17 PM
Wow man. You really like candy.

I left my computer on all night so I could accumulate moar candies. :lulz:

Now I've eaten 242876 candies, and have activated the Candy Converter to turn my candies into Lollipops. Hopefully this will supplement my Lollipop gains enough to get a few more magic sword upgrades.

But then I'll need lots of candies later to make potions... argh!

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#40
May 02, 2013, 11:02:06 PM
I came back from class and I had over a million lollipops, so I upgraded my sword and I STILL CAN'T GET UP THE FUCKING STAIRS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#41
May 02, 2013, 11:03:03 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 02, 2013, 11:00:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2013, 10:54:17 PM
Wow man. You really like candy.

I left my computer on all night so I could accumulate moar candies. :lulz:

Now I've eaten 242876 candies, and have activated the Candy Converter to turn my candies into Lollipops. Hopefully this will supplement my Lollipop gains enough to get a few more magic sword upgrades.

But then I'll need lots of candies later to make potions... argh!

I left mine on all night, too. But I blew all my candies on hookers and blow.
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#42
May 02, 2013, 11:03:41 PM
I DID IT! I DID IT! Acid rain EATS the ghosts! FUCK YEAH!!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#43
May 02, 2013, 11:05:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 02, 2013, 11:03:41 PM
I DID IT! I DID IT! Acid rain EATS the ghosts! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Woop woop!
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#44
May 02, 2013, 11:18:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 02, 2013, 11:03:41 PM
I DID IT! I DID IT! Acid rain EATS the ghosts! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Acid rain?! WHAT HOW

I just guzzled health potions until I exploded. Now I have to figure out how to bust up that goddamn dragon.
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