This game is awesome!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I just went to the wishing well and got 72 potions and scrolls. EAT MY CANDY ASS, KNIGHTS!

I chose that one, too. Realized too late that I was holding 600klp at the time. Totally kicking myself for not multiplying that instead.

I don't know, the cloning scroll is pretty bitchin'.

I blew my cloning scroll early and they're a bitch to brew

Well. There's still the acid rain scrolls, right? :P

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Also, listening to the Welcome to Night Vale podcast is probably not the best way to play this game. :P

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

WHAT DOES THAT DAMN FROG WANT????

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

WHAT DOES THAT DAMN FROG WANT????

The Answer

[Cainad (dec.)]

Also, listening to the Welcome to Night Vale podcast is probably not the best way to play this game. :P

Are you kidding? Sounds like a BLAST.

Cainad,
listens to Night Vale in the shower, with the lights off




Also, this game is better than all the games.

I have eaten 216118 candies, have a lvl 6 flaming sword, have tossed 1000 candies on the ground (nothing seems to happen after the first 100), and am receiving 100 lollipops per second (seems to max out at 100000; I've planted 300000 with no increase in lollipoppage), and I get 8 candies per second.

Current stage is Castle's Keep...

[Cainad (dec.)]

OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON SHIT SHIT SHIT

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Also, listening to the Welcome to Night Vale podcast is probably not the best way to play this game. :P

Are you kidding? Sounds like a BLAST.

Cainad,
listens to Night Vale in the shower, with the lights off




Also, this game is better than all the games.

I have eaten 216118 candies, have a lvl 6 flaming sword, have tossed 1000 candies on the ground (nothing seems to happen after the first 100), and am receiving 100 lollipops per second (seems to max out at 100000; I've planted 300000 with no increase in lollipoppage), and I get 8 candies per second.

Current stage is Castle's Keep...

Wow man. You really like candy.

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[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Does anyone else think he looks like a pimp?

[Cainad (dec.)]

Wow man. You really like candy.

I left my computer on all night so I could accumulate moar candies.

Now I've eaten 242876 candies, and have activated the Candy Converter to turn my candies into Lollipops. Hopefully this will supplement my Lollipop gains enough to get a few more magic sword upgrades.

But then I'll need lots of candies later to make potions... argh!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I came back from class and I had over a million lollipops, so I upgraded my sword and I STILL CAN'T GET UP THE FUCKING STAIRS.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Wow man. You really like candy.

I left my computer on all night so I could accumulate moar candies.

Now I've eaten 242876 candies, and have activated the Candy Converter to turn my candies into Lollipops. Hopefully this will supplement my Lollipop gains enough to get a few more magic sword upgrades.

But then I'll need lots of candies later to make potions... argh!

I left mine on all night, too. But I blew all my candies on hookers and blow.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I DID IT! I DID IT! Acid rain EATS the ghosts! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I DID IT! I DID IT! Acid rain EATS the ghosts! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Woop woop!

[Cainad (dec.)]

I DID IT! I DID IT! Acid rain EATS the ghosts! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Acid rain?! WHAT HOW

I just guzzled health potions until I exploded. Now I have to figure out how to bust up that goddamn dragon.