HEURISTICS PROJECT!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HI GUYS! Will you help me with my class project? Basically, all I need you to do is guess what each of these people does for a living:

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Thank you!

[Suu]

1: Manager at American Apparel
2: He's a bond broker and she's a stay-at-home mom.
3: Lawyer. Totally a lawyer.
4: Bartender.
5: Runs a bike shop
6: Call center rep
7: Unemployed
8: Real estate agent
9: IT
10: Also IT
11: Interpreter (cheating, probably.)
12: Line cook
13: Administration
14: School teacher
15: Artist

[Doktor Howl]

1. Teacher, either K-5 or community college.

2. Guy on left, lawyer.  Lady on right also lawyer.

3. Tradesman.  Not a welder.  Probably a carpenter.

4. Physician or nurse.

5. US congressman.

6. Retail clerk.  Much to his own surprise.

7. IT neckbeardy type.

8. Drives a forklift.

9. Office worker of some type.

10.  Artist.  Something to do with metals.

11. Implodes as a means of employment (I know this guy, so this one doesn't count).

12. Trades again.  Again, not a welder.  Not sure.

13. No idea, but hates the people she works with.

14. Office worker.

15. Cop

[Sita]

1. Something in theater. Set design or prompter maybe.
2. Guy: Manager, Girl: something in IT
3. Maintenance guy
4. Teacher
5. Designer
6. Gamer/Unemployed
7. Waiter
8. Manager
9. Teller
10. Mechanic
11. Teacher
12. Chef
13. Dancer
14. Banker
15. Runs a hobby shop

[Richter]

1. Yankee Candle employee, month 3.
2.  unemployed salesman.  Just started his 2nd bachelors in philosophy
3.  Artist
4.  Successful reiki person
5.  Vinyl pusher / sperm donor
6.  Programs in machine code from memory
7.  Lab Tech
8. "In a band"
9.  Either help Desk or Nurse
10.  Blacksmith
11.  Painter
12.  massage therapist
13.  retail
14. call center supervisor
15 writer

[Eater of Clowns]

1-15.  TEACHER.

Seriously.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I have no idea. My brain doesn't work that way. It looks like the same three people in different outfits to me.

[AFK]

1-14 are all LARPers


15 wasn't invited to play.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

 1. Preschool/kindergarten teacher
2. Office drones
3. Musician (old country/americana)
4. Bartender
5. Cashier
6. Supermarket grunt
7. cook at a fast food place or a hospital cafeteria
8. WalMart warehouse
9. Office/clerical
10. Bartender
11. Unemployed
12. Plumber or carpenter
13. Retail slave
14. Owns a shop
15. Works with disabled kids - therapist of some kind

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1. general practitioner
2. chiropracter (left), occupational therapist (right)
3. carpenter
4. lawyer
5. paralegal
6. proctologist
7. hangliding instructor
8. college teacher
9. scuba gear store owner
10. yoga instructor
11. independent record seller
12. marine biologist
13. neurologist
14. lawyer
15. social worker

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I LOVE THESE

i can't wait to compile them and reveal the actual occupations! I see a couple of "nailed it"s. 

[Ben Shapiro]

1. Lawyer
2. Retired made a living selling things to hipsters.
3. Doctor
4. Works at a Pharmacy
5. Intern, recently graduated?
6. Veterinarian
7. Manages a band.
8. IT guy at his job.
9. Science Teacher, or New Age Shop owner
10. Cop
11. Engineer
12. Cook
13. Teacher
14. Bank Manager
15. Rich, or just a husband.

[Korosorok]

0: stereo-mirror
1: my stalker
2: I also like chemistry
3: fish monger
4: field hockey instructor
5: dramaturg
6: DP
7: English Sub
8: Coder
9: Rand McNally / books / northface
10: engineer
(bored of scrolling)

[EK WAFFLR]

1. Teacher
2. Office Manager & IT manager
3. Builder
4. Chef
5. Art school teacher
6. Starbucks 
7. Public relations.
8. Store manager
9. Nurse
10. Musician
11. Also teacher
12. Bartender
13. Office something
14. Receptionist
15. Writer

[Golden Applesauce]

1. Librarian
2. The man is some kind of upper management. Woman looks normal.
3. Something skilled but not overly technical
4. Office worker
5. Graphic Designer
6. Unemployed, but goes to bars and clubs aimed at a younger crowd.
7. Intern
8. Consultant?
9. LARPer and fanfic writer
10. IT help desk
11. Chronically unemployed, and can't figure out why.
12. Artisan
13. Stay at home mom
14. Socialite, active volunteer in church / school groups
15. Engineer