THE PROBLEM WITH THIS BOARD

[Doktor Howl]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

[Left]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

[Doktor Howl]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

Not, really, no.  Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.

And then God help you if you want to un-plug them.  There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.

[Left]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

Not, really, no.  Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.

And then God help you if you want to un-plug them.  There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.

Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...

[Doktor Howl]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

Not, really, no.  Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.

And then God help you if you want to un-plug them.  There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.

Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...

Won't help.  It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern.  Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.

[Left]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

Not, really, no.  Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.

And then God help you if you want to un-plug them.  There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.

Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...

Won't help.  It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern.  Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.

Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.

[Doktor Howl]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

Not, really, no.  Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.

And then God help you if you want to un-plug them.  There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.

Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...

Won't help.  It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern.  Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.

Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.

You'll burn the motor up.

Besides, I am like Samson.  If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.

[Bu🤠ns]

That's okay, Nigel, I just invited Lauren Hodge, writer of the Discord Trilogy, to the board via twitter :P

[Don Coyote]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

Not, really, no.  Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.

And then God help you if you want to un-plug them.  There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.

Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...

Won't help.  It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern.  Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.

Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.

You'll burn the motor up.

Besides, I am like Samson.  If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.

Reverse-Samson

[Doktor Howl]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

Not, really, no.  Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.

And then God help you if you want to un-plug them.  There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.

Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...

Won't help.  It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern.  Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.

Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.

You'll burn the motor up.

Besides, I am like Samson.  If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.

Reverse-Samson

I AM INVERSELY SAMSON.

1/SAMSON, THAT'S ME.

IF YOU INTEGRATE 1/SAMSON, YOU GET COUSIN IT. 

[Don Coyote]

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

Not, really, no.  Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.

And then God help you if you want to un-plug them.  There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.

Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...

Won't help.  It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern.  Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.

Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.

You'll burn the motor up.

Besides, I am like Samson.  If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.

Reverse-Samson

I AM INVERSELY SAMSON.

1/SAMSON, THAT'S ME.

IF YOU INTEGRATE 1/SAMSON, YOU GET COUSIN IT.

But what happens if I integrate Cousin It?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.

I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.

CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.

I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.

This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.

That's all I need, really.

Thanks Alty, that's sweet of you to say.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

We need more cat pictures. I'm on board with this. Right god damn now. And more yelling.

Really people, we should argue more, Nigel's right. It doesn't matter WHAT people think so long as they DO think! I think there's a post in there, something long and drawn out and eloquently poignant and other fancy words but yeah.

I just tried taking a picture of my cat and she promptly started licking her ass.

. . . .

I am usually pretty cheerful these days.

Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of  the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done

And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.

God that's a frightening thought...

It's only slapstick.

Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.

And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.

And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions.  With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.

I do not, however, dry out quickly.

Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?

Not, really, no.  Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.

And then God help you if you want to un-plug them.  There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.

Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...

Won't help.  It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern.  Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.

Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.

You'll burn the motor up.

Besides, I am like Samson.  If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.

Reverse-Samson

I AM INVERSELY SAMSON.

1/SAMSON, THAT'S ME.

IF YOU INTEGRATE 1/SAMSON, YOU GET COUSIN IT.

But what happens if I integrate Cousin It?

He starts shitting tribbles.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's okay, Nigel, I just invited Lauren Hodge, writer of the Discord Trilogy, to the board via twitter :P

Oh  my god, perfect!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I took this picture of Roger at a party once.



I know, it's a little weird. He's got some strange kinks.