UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

[Bruno]

http://www.alternet.org/gender/jackass-day-arizona-university-sermonizes-sign-saying-you-deserve-rape

He needs to be surrounded by about a hundred students holding signs that say "You Deserve Murder."

[tyrannosaurus vex]

http://nbclatino.com/2013/05/25/judge-joe-arpaios-office-profiled-latinos

Sane people all over Arizona (and many people outside Arizona) did not need an actual court to tell them that Joe Arpaio's Maricopa County Sheriff's Office was a heap of racist scumbags. But because there are fewer of these sane people in Arizona than would be required to actually do something about it, the court's decision came anyway.

MCSO has, for the time being, halted its practice of harassing everyone with questionably dark skin in South Phoenix. This will not last, of course, but at least it's a sign that Arpaio has finally met a legal reality he is not completely comfortable with ignoring. For now.

Also importantly, the tone of MCSO's communications of late have softened somewhat. For example, they are no longer "hunting down and arresting illegal immigrants," because part of the court decision reported on in the link above was that local law enforcement has no business enforcing federal immigration law. MCSO has instead transitioned to the kinder, more gentle practice of "rescuing border crossers in the desert." Mind you, rescuing these people can be dangerous with all the scorpions and snakes out there, so the rescue workers need to be fully armed. And they'll be wearing MCSO uniforms because otherwise the border crossers might not understand how serious they are about rescuing them.

[Doktor Howl]

There are no sane people "all over Arizona".  Only in the Southern bits.  GOD'S COUNTRY.

The rest of you bastards gave us THIS:

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

There are no sane people "all over Arizona".  Only in the Southern bits.  GOD'S COUNTRY.

The rest of you bastards gave us THIS:

Why does she look like a dessicated 60's groupie?

[Doktor Howl]

There are no sane people "all over Arizona".  Only in the Southern bits.  GOD'S COUNTRY.

The rest of you bastards gave us THIS:

Why does she look like a dessicated 60's groupie?

She OD'd on town hall face.

[Doktor Howl]

NOT EVEN ONCE, KIDS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There are no sane people "all over Arizona".  Only in the Southern bits.  GOD'S COUNTRY.

The rest of you bastards gave us THIS:

Why does she look like a dessicated 60's groupie?

She OD'd on town hall face.

[Don Coyote]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love this.

[Doktor Howl]

Only in Tucson...

http://www.kvoa.com/news/tacks-on-bike-paths-endanger-tucson-cyclists/#_

Booby traps on bike paths.

This just started happening again today, apparently.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Only in Tucson...

http://www.kvoa.com/news/tacks-on-bike-paths-endanger-tucson-cyclists/#_

Booby traps on bike paths.

This just started happening again today, apparently.

Inevitable end result; whoever's doing it will get caught and the living shit beaten out of them, bicyclists will be cast as dangerous psychotics.

[Junkenstein]

Further logical result - Bikes must be banned.

[Doktor Howl]

Only in Tucson...

http://www.kvoa.com/news/tacks-on-bike-paths-endanger-tucson-cyclists/#_

Booby traps on bike paths.

This just started happening again today, apparently.

Inevitable end result; whoever's doing it will get caught and the living shit beaten out of them, bicyclists will be cast as dangerous psychotics.

Maybe, maybe not.  But this is the city that weaponized bike paths.

SUCK IT, PDX!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Only in Tucson...

http://www.kvoa.com/news/tacks-on-bike-paths-endanger-tucson-cyclists/#_

Booby traps on bike paths.

This just started happening again today, apparently.

Inevitable end result; whoever's doing it will get caught and the living shit beaten out of them, bicyclists will be cast as dangerous psychotics.

Maybe, maybe not.  But this is the city that weaponized bike paths.

SUCK IT, PDX!

Tucson: One step closer to Thunderdome.

[Doktor Howl]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/01/19224279-perfect-storm-wildfire-raging-in-arizona-claims-19-men-in-elite-unit?lite&GT1=43001