Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Freeky]

DES in Tucson is totally swote.  Every case worker I've dealt with was dedicated to helping their peoples, and the times things got messed up or delayed it was my fault with some piece of paperwork or another, or that one time when my ex was so offended at the tiny amount we could get (because he was getting paid over minimum wage at a full time job) that he refused and we left without finishing the interview. 

And nearly all of the front desk people are really friendly, too.

[Cain]

Hmmm.  Not sure if customer survey, or secret job application screening form.

Will proceed as if the latter is true.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hmmm.  Not sure if customer survey, or secret job application screening form.

Will proceed as if the latter is true.

This is wise.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, my public speaking class.

I've been putting it off, and now of course I wish I'd gotten it out of the way much sooner, because it's pretty much just as awful as I expected it to be.

First day: Teacher hands out the syllabus, reads through it, tells us to write two page and a half speeches, one on "if I was president" and one on "why I'm in college" and lets us out two hours early.

Ohhhh kay. Yep. This is going to be one of those "just show up" classes.

Personal health: good teacher (this is a guy who is an overachiever in pretty much every possible way, I tried to figure out why he's teaching at PCC and and then discovered that in addition to being a practicing MD with two PhDs, he's working on his 3rd PhD in higher ed admin, which means that he's probably gunning for President of a medical school), but the book is mildly retarded and my classmates are SPECIAL AS FUCK.

I gave the following advice to my children: When you're in college, get the basic requirements out of the way early, because if you wait until the end you'll resent them even more.

Spanish 101: makes my brain hurt. In a good way.

[Doktor Howl]

Even the DMV in Tucson is nice to people.  It's one of the scarier things about this city.

[Suu]

New neighbor across the way saw me in my underwear at the sewing machine. (This is a common occurrence when it's hot as balls outside.) She gave me a dirty look, and then pretended to look away from her kitchen table.

...She's in her bra.


Folks, I have all sorts of new trolling opportunities with studio vs kitchen here. I think I'll start with the Star Wars costumes. 

[Doktor Howl]

New neighbor across the way saw me in my underwear at the sewing machine. (This is a common occurrence when it's hot as balls outside.) She gave me a dirty look, and then pretended to look away from her kitchen table.

...She's in her bra.


Folks, I have all sorts of new trolling opportunities with studio vs kitchen here. I think I'll start with the Star Wars costumes. 

*ahem*

Rubber chickens.  For real.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

New neighbor across the way saw me in my underwear at the sewing machine. (This is a common occurrence when it's hot as balls outside.) She gave me a dirty look, and then pretended to look away from her kitchen table.

...She's in her bra.


Folks, I have all sorts of new trolling opportunities with studio vs kitchen here. I think I'll start with the Star Wars costumes. 

Yep.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yes. Rubber chickens and pasties with tassles.

[Doktor Howl]

FUCK THAT CHICKEN.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

KEEP FUCKING THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHICKEN

[Salty]

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

 

[Suu]

New neighbor across the way saw me in my underwear at the sewing machine. (This is a common occurrence when it's hot as balls outside.) She gave me a dirty look, and then pretended to look away from her kitchen table.

...She's in her bra.


Folks, I have all sorts of new trolling opportunities with studio vs kitchen here. I think I'll start with the Star Wars costumes. 

*ahem*

Rubber chickens.  For real.

Oh. Hell yes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Adventures in the ER. I've been here for 3 hours so far.