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Started by Doktor Howl, June 28, 2013, 04:38:33 PM

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#45
June 30, 2013, 06:47:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2013, 06:28:43 AM

Gonna read Colossus again.

LOOK UPON MY ASS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR.

Ohh, I am glad I was able to re-find this:

QuoteWeinermandius

I read a hyperlink from a Twitter sage
Who said: "A vast and trunkless dick of stone
Stands in an archive. Near it on the page,
Half sunk, a shattered screencap lies, whose tone
And wrinkled pecs and leer of middle age
Tell that its subject kept that poontang rapt
Who yet discuss, in coed Facebook throngs,
The man who chased them and his hand that fapped.
And on the EXIF these words appear:
`My name is Weinermandius, Dong of Dongs:
Look on my junk, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal bulge, manscaped and bare,
The lonely intertubes stretch far away.

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/06/weinermandius.html
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
June 30, 2013, 07:14:25 AM
Yes!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#47
June 30, 2013, 07:15:05 AM
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
June 30, 2013, 07:34:19 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#49
June 30, 2013, 07:36:46 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 30, 2013, 07:34:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2013, 07:15:05 AM


Is that tripzip?

Nope.  Tripzip's been gone for almost a year now.  That's some dude from Camp Idiot, makers of fine brain-damaged emotes.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
June 30, 2013, 07:51:03 AM
D'oh!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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