V3X and I hate you all.

[Left]

Gonna read Colossus again.

LOOK UPON MY ASS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR.

Ohh, I am glad I was able to re-find this:

Weinermandius

I read a hyperlink from a Twitter sage
Who said: "A vast and trunkless dick of stone
Stands in an archive. Near it on the page,
Half sunk, a shattered screencap lies, whose tone
And wrinkled pecs and leer of middle age
Tell that its subject kept that poontang rapt
Who yet discuss, in coed Facebook throngs,
The man who chased them and his hand that fapped.
And on the EXIF these words appear:
`My name is Weinermandius, Dong of Dongs:
Look on my junk, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal bulge, manscaped and bare,
The lonely intertubes stretch far away.

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/06/weinermandius.html

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yes!

[Doktor Howl]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is that tripzip?

[Doktor Howl]

Is that tripzip?

Nope.  Tripzip's been gone for almost a year now.  That's some dude from Camp Idiot, makers of fine brain-damaged emotes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

D'oh!