One Sentence Rants

[Doktor Howl]

Hey you newage dipshit, no, a stupid kid wrecking my wife on her bike is not a message fro. GOD that she should no longer play bike Polo, and no, I don't have to believe that life is a lesson so we can reincarnated higher, and NO RAPE VICTIMS TO NOT HAVE TO OFFER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TO THEIR RAPIST SO THEY NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE RAPE AGAIN YOU DAFFY,STUPID, FUZZY MINDED PIECE OF SHIT.

Wait.  What?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Hey you newage dipshit, no, a stupid kid wrecking my wife on her bike is not a message fro. GOD that she should no longer play bike Polo, and no, I don't have to believe that life is a lesson so we can reincarnated higher, and NO RAPE VICTIMS TO NOT HAVE TO OFFER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TO THEIR RAPIST SO THEY NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE RAPE AGAIN YOU DAFFY,STUPID, FUZZY MINDED PIECE OF SHIT.

I find myself wanting to stab things now.

[Salty]

Hey you newage dipshit, no, a stupid kid wrecking my wife on her bike is not a message fro. GOD that she should no longer play bike Polo, and no, I don't have to believe that life is a lesson so we can reincarnated higher, and NO RAPE VICTIMS TO NOT HAVE TO OFFER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TO THEIR RAPIST SO THEY NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE RAPE AGAIN YOU DAFFY,STUPID, FUZZY MINDED PIECE OF SHIT.

Wait.  What?

I put the bit about the wreck in the bar, this came from some EX client of mine. Never working omitted her again which will make her cry because, "No one else ever touches the lats, nobody."

Yeah, well, you can start a new fucking search.

[Salty]

It's that same, shitty newage victim blaming.

[Doktor Howl]

Hey you newage dipshit, no, a stupid kid wrecking my wife on her bike is not a message fro. GOD that she should no longer play bike Polo, and no, I don't have to believe that life is a lesson so we can reincarnated higher, and NO RAPE VICTIMS TO NOT HAVE TO OFFER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TO THEIR RAPIST SO THEY NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE RAPE AGAIN YOU DAFFY,STUPID, FUZZY MINDED PIECE OF SHIT.

Wait.  What?

I put the bit about the wreck in the bar, this came from some EX client of mine. Never working omitted her again which will make her cry because, "No one else ever touches the lats, nobody."

Yeah, well, you can start a new fucking search.

Did she really say that about rape victims?  For real?

[Doktor Howl]

It's that same, shitty newage victim blaming.

CHAKRAS MISALIGNED.  RAPE ENSUES.

[Salty]

She said her bullshit, I brought up rape.

She said, "if you believe that each life is a lesson, and ultimately yourealize the point of that lesson is unconditional love, then you have to have unconditional love for yourself as a rape victim, and unconditional love for the rapist, ever though their behavior is abhorrent, of course "

Then she said, after I silently massaged, "I've stired you up again."

Never again.

[Doktor Howl]

She said her bullshit, I brought up rape.

She said, "if you believe that each life is a lesson, and ultimately yourealize the point of that lesson is unconditional love, then you have to have unconditional love for yourself as a rape victim, and unconditional love for the rapist, ever though their behavior is abhorrent, of course "

Then she said, after I silently massaged, "I've stired you up again."

Never again.

HELLO, STARSHINE MCPRIVILEGE!  PLEASE TO GET OFF OF BENCH AND OUT OF STORE.

[Salty]

I was late for our appointment, stI'll freaking out over the wreck, and she complained after I told her what happened, that her Spa day was ruined because her electrolysis guy cancelled and I was late. And she's getting on a plane at five for a getaway.

NEVER.

[Doktor Howl]

I was late for our appointment, stI'll freaking out over the wreck, and she complained after I told her what happened, that her Spa day was ruined because her electrolysis guy cancelled and I was late. And she's getting on a plane at five for a getaway.

NEVER.

The poor darling.

When are You Peasants going to realize what the real priorities are, here?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey you newage dipshit, no, a stupid kid wrecking my wife on her bike is not a message fro. GOD that she should no longer play bike Polo, and no, I don't have to believe that life is a lesson so we can reincarnated higher, and NO RAPE VICTIMS TO NOT HAVE TO OFFER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE TO THEIR RAPIST SO THEY NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE RAPE AGAIN YOU DAFFY,STUPID, FUZZY MINDED PIECE OF SHIT.

Sounds like a quick, painless drowning is in order.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's that same, shitty newage victim blaming.

It's the Just World Fallacy, where people who have it good tell themselves that people get what they deserve, in order to themselves feel righteous and safe.

[Ben Shapiro]

Sounds like she needs a good old fashioned Texas ass whooping. I would have given her the best massage ever! So she'd forget about her getaway. She would start crying about her being two hours late, and I would tell her it's the universe trying to teach her a lesson.

GOD DAMN FUCKING HIPPIES!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sounds like she needs a good old fashioned Texas ass whooping. I would have given her the best massage ever! So she'd forget about her getaway. She would start crying about her being two hours late, and I would tell her it's the universe trying to teach her a lesson.

GOD DAMN FUCKING HIPPIES!!!

This is a really good point. If her day is ruined, what is the universe trying to tell her? Maybe to be less of a self-absorbed piece of shit?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was late for our appointment, stI'll freaking out over the wreck, and she complained after I told her what happened, that her Spa day was ruined because her electrolysis guy cancelled and I was late. And she's getting on a plane at five for a getaway.

NEVER.

How do you touch these people without strangling them? I am seriously in awe here.