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What did you do with my RWHN?

Started by AFK, July 18, 2013, 12:47:54 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 18, 2013, 08:35:39 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 08:14:19 PM
DEAR RWHN,

http://www.policymic.com/articles/35749/i-was-at-the-boston-marathon-bombing-this-is-my-story

That's a good friend of mine. She comes over for dinner when she's not insanely busy with work. In the weeks afterwards, I got to check up on the parents at the playground, some of whom had friends who were severely injured. I had to talk to my kids about what happened at a park they love to spend time at. We were at Copley just a couple weeks ago, in fact.

You don't get to be offended on my behalf. EVER. You do not have the right to be offended on behalf of anyone in Boston. Get your righteous moral indignation somewhere else, because you can not take it from here.

And what about the other victims who were there and are outraged by the cover?  Do they count less somehow?

Nope. Just you.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Left

Somebody's outrage isn't a legitimate reason not to report news, because there's always going to be someone, somewhere,outraged by something.

Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 18, 2013, 08:35:39 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 08:14:19 PM
DEAR RWHN,

http://www.policymic.com/articles/35749/i-was-at-the-boston-marathon-bombing-this-is-my-story

That's a good friend of mine. She comes over for dinner when she's not insanely busy with work. In the weeks afterwards, I got to check up on the parents at the playground, some of whom had friends who were severely injured. I had to talk to my kids about what happened at a park they love to spend time at. We were at Copley just a couple weeks ago, in fact.

You don't get to be offended on my behalf. EVER. You do not have the right to be offended on behalf of anyone in Boston. Get your righteous moral indignation somewhere else, because you can not take it from here.

And what about the other victims who were there and are outraged by the cover?  Do they count less somehow?

Let's try again.

YOU
DO NOT
GET
TO
BE
OUTRAGED
FOR
US.


They can be mad if they want to, but YOU DON'T GET ANY, YOU RUBBERNECKING ASSHAT.

P3nT4gR4m

Being in the vicinity of a splodey does not automatically make you a non-idiot.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Left

Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 18, 2013, 08:42:32 PM
Empathy?  How does it work?

You seem to be trying to use it as a battering ram of some kind. Maybe you want to check the user's manual.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 08:45:04 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 18, 2013, 08:42:32 PM
Empathy?  How does it work?

You seem to be trying to use it as a battering ram of some kind. Maybe you want to check the user's manual.

:potd:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 08:45:04 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 18, 2013, 08:42:32 PM
Empathy?  How does it work?

You seem to be trying to use it as a battering ram of some kind. Maybe you want to check the user's manual.

How so?  By voicing my opinion?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 18, 2013, 08:44:03 PM
Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 18, 2013, 08:42:32 PM
Empathy?  How does it work?
Not quite like a guilt-trip.

Guilt-trip?  I don't expect Rolling Stone has any fucks to give to feel guilt.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 18, 2013, 08:35:39 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 08:14:19 PM
DEAR RWHN,

http://www.policymic.com/articles/35749/i-was-at-the-boston-marathon-bombing-this-is-my-story

That's a good friend of mine. She comes over for dinner when she's not insanely busy with work. In the weeks afterwards, I got to check up on the parents at the playground, some of whom had friends who were severely injured. I had to talk to my kids about what happened at a park they love to spend time at. We were at Copley just a couple weeks ago, in fact.

You don't get to be offended on my behalf. EVER. You do not have the right to be offended on behalf of anyone in Boston. Get your righteous moral indignation somewhere else, because you can not take it from here.

And what about the other victims who were there and are outraged by the cover?  Do they count less somehow?

And RWHN is here to speak for them.  :lol:
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: My Other Username Is A Pseudonym on July 18, 2013, 08:35:39 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 08:14:19 PM
DEAR RWHN,

http://www.policymic.com/articles/35749/i-was-at-the-boston-marathon-bombing-this-is-my-story

That's a good friend of mine. She comes over for dinner when she's not insanely busy with work. In the weeks afterwards, I got to check up on the parents at the playground, some of whom had friends who were severely injured. I had to talk to my kids about what happened at a park they love to spend time at. We were at Copley just a couple weeks ago, in fact.

You don't get to be offended on my behalf. EVER. You do not have the right to be offended on behalf of anyone in Boston. Get your righteous moral indignation somewhere else, because you can not take it from here.

And what about the other victims who were there and are outraged by the cover?  Do they count less somehow?

Are you one of them? Then shut the fuck up, fer chrissake.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

"Mister!" he said with a sawdusty sneeze,
"I am RWHN. I speak for the people.
I speak for the people, for the people have no minds.
And I'm asking you, sir, as I sit on my behind"-
he was very upset as he shouted and screamed-
"What's that THING you've made out of my utopian dream?"
Molon Lube

Ben Shapiro

I've been married to my wife for two years, and been together five years. Probability of me turning into RWHN once I have kids is? I don't want to live in a world where I turn in RWHN.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: /b/earman on July 18, 2013, 09:13:49 PM
I've been married to my wife for two years, and been together five years. Probability of me turning into RWHN once I have kids is? I don't want to live in a world where I turn in RWHN.

Probability is very low.

It just depends on your FEAR level.  Are you prone to shitting yourself in panic when an internet rumor starts concerning kids "butt chugging" drugs?  Or do you laugh?
Molon Lube