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[Doktor Howl]

Ho ho ho!

[Doktor Howl]

If you want a picture to go with your bio, post it.  Otherwise I'll just grab something awful and portray it as you.

Like, spagbook pictures or tentaclefaces?

Whatever.  It's entirely up to you.

Then the rest is up to me.

[Salty]

Wait, no.



No...

[Doktor Howl]

Har har har!

Also, that middle pic made my pancreas invert again.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Actually me!

[Doktor Howl]

Actually me!

I love this.

I'm also kind of amused by people posting pics that aren't actually pics.  However, I do understand it and no pressure.  It's the interbutts.

[Pergamos]

Hurt me please.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I love this.

I'm also kind of amused by people posting pics that aren't actually pics.  However, I do understand it and no pressure.  It's the interbutts.

That's taken from "the dark room" on George's Island in Boston Harbor. The room is completely dark except for that tiny little patch that comes down from a chimney right in the middle, and it's pretty large. There's a ghost story about the lady in black who haunts the island, so one Saturday I spent the whole day in the room there with a black dress and black shawl covering my face just scaring the piss out of people.

Good times.

[LMNO]

[Doktor Howl]

 

Oh, hell yes.

[Doktor Howl]

My first bio goes up tomorrow.  At least 1/day, in the same manner as the hate mail binges.

[Doktor Howl]

If Nigel agrees to this, I have the PERFECT pic.  From a long, long time ago.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I love this.

I'm also kind of amused by people posting pics that aren't actually pics.  However, I do understand it and no pressure.  It's the interbutts.

That's taken from "the dark room" on George's Island in Boston Harbor. The room is completely dark except for that tiny little patch that comes down from a chimney right in the middle, and it's pretty large. There's a ghost story about the lady in black who haunts the island, so one Saturday I spent the whole day in the room there with a black dress and black shawl covering my face just scaring the piss out of people.

Good times.

I got a place to put on my list. There's a ferry that goes out there right? I seem to recall seeing a 19th century rules baseball game there several years ago.

[Left]

Can you see that one?
If not I'mma have to finally put together a photo gallery somewhere and stop being so lazy about it.

[Doktor Howl]

Can you see that one?
If not I'mma have to finally put together a photo gallery somewhere and stop being so lazy about it.

That expression is priceless.  The bio is writing itself.