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Started by Doktor Howl, July 18, 2013, 11:50:51 PM

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You know how some people wear their heart on their sleeve?

I wear my ass on my face:

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Doktor Howl

 :lulz:

Tomorrow is gonna be busy.   :lulz:

Has to be tomorrow, because Wednesday and Thursday we're doing blind critical lifts, so I'm gonna be busy.
Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

I had a much "quirkier" picture with a top hat and pipe and shit, but I feel that this picture is much more true to life:


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cainad on July 23, 2013, 08:27:05 PM
I had a much "quirkier" picture with a top hat and pipe and shit, but I feel that this picture is much more true to life:



On it.  You will RUE THE DAY.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

I AIN'T CHICKEN! :argh!:

I'M SO TUFF, I BUILT MY FALLOUT SHELTER OUT OF MY OWN HAIR

WHICH I PULLED OUT MYSELF because of my fears

Pope Pixie Pickle


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Am I too late to the party?

This is PD.  It's never too late.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

MMIX

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Am I too late to the party?

This is PD.  It's never too late.   :lulz:

Even if the pic is 40 yrs out of date?


- I'm going to be 23 - I'm bearing down on 31 - I turn 45 in 3 months
fucking zygotes the lot of ya
/geriatric mewling
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Doktor Howl

Quote from: MMIX on July 24, 2013, 04:18:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Am I too late to the party?

This is PD.  It's never too late.   :lulz:

Even if the pic is 40 yrs out of date?


- I'm going to be 23 - I'm bearing down on 31 - I turn 45 in 3 months
fucking zygotes the lot of ya
/geriatric mewling

Sure.

And I'll be 45 in Arizona years, which is like 400 years old in human years.
Molon Lube

MMIX

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: MMIX on July 24, 2013, 04:18:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Am I too late to the party?

This is PD.  It's never too late.   :lulz:

Even if the pic is 40 yrs out of date?


- I'm going to be 23 - I'm bearing down on 31 - I turn 45 in 3 months
fucking zygotes the lot of ya
/geriatric mewling

Sure.

And I'll be 45 in Arizona years, which is like 400 years old in human years.

Sadly I eventually came realise that we all live in Arizona. My bit is a bit greener, and a bit cooler and definitely   more foreign than yours - but the rest of the horror . . . well, that's just part of the human condition
Yrs in wizened sisterhood
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Doktor Howl

Quote from: MMIX on July 24, 2013, 06:42:35 PM
Sadly I eventually came realise that we all live in Arizona.

I've been trying to tell these yahoos this for eight years now.
Molon Lube

Enrico Salazar

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 11:50:51 PM
I'm going to write bios for a sticky thread collecting the histories of anyone foolish enough to volunteer for this.  I do not need your facts, I will just make it up as I go along.

If I do for some strange reason need info, I'll PM you.

This is volunteer only, so bring an extra butt, because the one you have is going to hurt.

WHEN I am done with the first dozen, I will arrange a contest to see which victim or victims gets to write my bio.


Enrico demand to be slandered.  He has not made legitimate kill in weeks.
Did someone say gorgeous?


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Enrico Salazar on July 24, 2013, 08:52:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 11:50:51 PM
I'm going to write bios for a sticky thread collecting the histories of anyone foolish enough to volunteer for this.  I do not need your facts, I will just make it up as I go along.

If I do for some strange reason need info, I'll PM you.

This is volunteer only, so bring an extra butt, because the one you have is going to hurt.

WHEN I am done with the first dozen, I will arrange a contest to see which victim or victims gets to write my bio.


Enrico demand to be slandered.  He has not made legitimate kill in weeks.

Oh, I am SO on this.  Right after meeting with non-glorious, drab faggots.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cainad on July 23, 2013, 09:20:34 PM
I AIN'T CHICKEN! :argh!:

I'M SO TUFF, I BUILT MY FALLOUT SHELTER OUT OF MY OWN HAIR

WHICH I PULLED OUT MYSELF because of my fears

This just keeps making me laugh and laugh.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."