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Started by Ben Shapiro, August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM

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Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I was following this, and I'm really glad it had a happy ending...Last time I heard, Ms Tran was going to use all the donated money towards paying her way and her siblings' way through college.

I never did get around to mailing a douche bottle to the judge.  Oh well...
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ben Shapiro

For the children. She was opening the door for her siblings to get high. How do you know if that money won't be used on drugs!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.

Point to consider:  She is a beautiful young lady, and the judge is this guy:



No chin, glasses so thick he can see next week, watery eyes.  Unattractive, and judging by his mall cop mustache, aware of it.  Also, pretty unpleasant guy.  My guess is he hates beautiful women.  I could be wrong, but that's how I'd bet.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:59:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.

Point to consider:  She is a beautiful young lady, and the judge is this guy:



No chin, glasses so thick he can see next week, watery eyes.  Unattractive, and judging by his mall cop mustache, aware of it.  Also, pretty unpleasant guy.  My guess is he hates beautiful women.  I could be wrong, but that's how I'd bet.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

I hate how right you probably are.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:19:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:59:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.

Point to consider:  She is a beautiful young lady, and the judge is this guy:



No chin, glasses so thick he can see next week, watery eyes.  Unattractive, and judging by his mall cop mustache, aware of it.  Also, pretty unpleasant guy.  My guess is he hates beautiful women.  I could be wrong, but that's how I'd bet.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

I hate how right you probably are.

I don't know much, but I know jackasses.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:20:28 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:19:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:59:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.

Point to consider:  She is a beautiful young lady, and the judge is this guy:



No chin, glasses so thick he can see next week, watery eyes.  Unattractive, and judging by his mall cop mustache, aware of it.  Also, pretty unpleasant guy.  My guess is he hates beautiful women.  I could be wrong, but that's how I'd bet.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

I hate how right you probably are.

I don't know much, but I know jackasses.

I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\
:tgrr:

At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\
:tgrr:

At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:28:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\
:tgrr:

At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department.  :lol:

YAS, YAS, THIS IS ONE AREA IN WHICH I CAN TAKE A MOMENT TO SNEER.  TEETH IN A JAR.  SOMETHING.
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:judge:
Molon Lube