Why you think the world is shittier than it really is.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-news-looks-worse-than-it-really-is/

Why you think the world is better than it really is:

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-4560.1975.tb00997.x/abstract

He probably won't read it.

It's only an abstract.  Someone post up the full article and I'll read it.

On the right side of the screen it says, Article Tools: Get PDF.

Have you never gotten an article before?

Yes I have assface, when I click on this it says I need to buy it.  Again, it's only an abstract.

Someone's drunk and belligerent. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-news-looks-worse-than-it-really-is/

Why you think the world is better than it really is:

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-4560.1975.tb00997.x/abstract

He probably won't read it.

It's only an abstract.  Someone post up the full article and I'll read it.

On the right side of the screen it says, Article Tools: Get PDF.

Have you never gotten an article before?

Yes I have assface, when I click on this it says I need to buy it.  Again, it's only an abstract.

You know that "Warning someone has posted" thing you get? Maybe you should read it.

Assface.

[AFK]

Maybe you should have clicked the PDF link before you assumed.

[AFK]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-news-looks-worse-than-it-really-is/

Why you think the world is better than it really is:

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-4560.1975.tb00997.x/abstract

He probably won't read it.

It's only an abstract.  Someone post up the full article and I'll read it.

On the right side of the screen it says, Article Tools: Get PDF.

Have you never gotten an article before?

Yes I have assface, when I click on this it says I need to buy it.  Again, it's only an abstract.

Someone's drunk and belligerent. 

There is no alcohol in seltzer idiot. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Maybe you should have clicked the PDF link before you assumed.

Maybe I should have. Maybe you should also acknowledge when someone admits that they were wrong about something.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-news-looks-worse-than-it-really-is/

Why you think the world is better than it really is:

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-4560.1975.tb00997.x/abstract

He probably won't read it.

It's only an abstract.  Someone post up the full article and I'll read it.

On the right side of the screen it says, Article Tools: Get PDF.

Have you never gotten an article before?

Yes I have assface, when I click on this it says I need to buy it.  Again, it's only an abstract.

Someone's drunk and belligerent. 

There is no alcohol in seltzer idiot.

There is if you're using it properly.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-news-looks-worse-than-it-really-is/

Why you think the world is better than it really is:

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-4560.1975.tb00997.x/abstract

He probably won't read it.

It's only an abstract.  Someone post up the full article and I'll read it.

On the right side of the screen it says, Article Tools: Get PDF.

Have you never gotten an article before?

Yes I have assface, when I click on this it says I need to buy it.  Again, it's only an abstract.

Someone's drunk and belligerent. 

There is no alcohol in seltzer idiot.

Oh, I know.  I just don't believe what you're drinking is seltzer.  Frankly, I think you're a drunk.

[AFK]

Maybe you should have clicked the PDF link before you assumed.

Maybe I should have. Maybe you should also acknowledge when someone admits that they were wrong about something.

Uh, we're kind of past that point.  About where you made multiple posts in AI about deciding to be openly hostile towards me.  So, you can, you know, pound sand.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Maybe you should have clicked the PDF link before you assumed.

Maybe I should have. Maybe you should also acknowledge when someone admits that they were wrong about something.

Uh, we're kind of past that point.  About where you made multiple posts in AI about deciding to be openly hostile towards me.  So, you can, you know, pound sand.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Maybe you should have clicked the PDF link before you assumed.

Maybe I should have. Maybe you should also acknowledge when someone admits that they were wrong about something.

Uh, we're kind of past that point.  About where you made multiple posts in AI about deciding to be openly hostile towards me.  So, you can, you know, pound sand.

Yeah, well. The whole root of that is on you dude.

[AFK]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-news-looks-worse-than-it-really-is/

Why you think the world is better than it really is:

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-4560.1975.tb00997.x/abstract

He probably won't read it.

It's only an abstract.  Someone post up the full article and I'll read it.

On the right side of the screen it says, Article Tools: Get PDF.

Have you never gotten an article before?

Yes I have assface, when I click on this it says I need to buy it.  Again, it's only an abstract.

Someone's drunk and belligerent. 

There is no alcohol in seltzer idiot.

Oh, I know.  I just don't believe what you're drinking is seltzer.  Frankly, I think you're a drunk.

Orange Vanilla Seltzer straight up.  It is delicious.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-news-looks-worse-than-it-really-is/

Why you think the world is better than it really is:

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-4560.1975.tb00997.x/abstract

He probably won't read it.

It's only an abstract.  Someone post up the full article and I'll read it.

On the right side of the screen it says, Article Tools: Get PDF.

Have you never gotten an article before?

Yes I have assface, when I click on this it says I need to buy it.  Again, it's only an abstract.

Someone's drunk and belligerent. 

There is no alcohol in seltzer idiot.

Oh, I know.  I just don't believe what you're drinking is seltzer.  Frankly, I think you're a drunk.

Orange Vanilla Seltzer straight up.  It is delicious.

Uh huh. 

[AFK]

Maybe you should have clicked the PDF link before you assumed.

Maybe I should have. Maybe you should also acknowledge when someone admits that they were wrong about something.

Uh, we're kind of past that point.  About where you made multiple posts in AI about deciding to be openly hostile towards me.  So, you can, you know, pound sand.

You have nothing better to do with your time? 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Maybe you should have clicked the PDF link before you assumed.

Maybe I should have. Maybe you should also acknowledge when someone admits that they were wrong about something.

Uh, we're kind of past that point.  About where you made multiple posts in AI about deciding to be openly hostile towards me.  So, you can, you know, pound sand.

You have nothing better to do with your time?

Maybe he doesn't. Maybe I don't either. What does that suggest about you?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Maybe you should have clicked the PDF link before you assumed.

Maybe I should have. Maybe you should also acknowledge when someone admits that they were wrong about something.

Uh, we're kind of past that point.  About where you made multiple posts in AI about deciding to be openly hostile towards me.  So, you can, you know, pound sand.

You have nothing better to do with your time?

It's over 100F.  What the fuck else am I going to do, besides laugh at a bitter drunk?