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America's most famous fatty foods...I am now starving.

Started by Suu, August 22, 2013, 06:24:17 PM

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#15
August 22, 2013, 07:03:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 22, 2013, 06:56:38 PM
OH LORD CONEY ISLAND IN WORCESTER DOES THE MEAT SAUCE THING AND THEY'RE BOTH THE BEST AND THE WORST THINGS IVE EVER EATEN

Wait...they let these fucking things out of the state?!

By the by...Rhode Island wieners have nothing to do with anything New York or Coney Island ever. I had a Coney Island hot dog, from fucking Nathans, AT Coney Island last Friday, and aside from making me want to cry in both rapture and in cheating on my diet, it was fucking glorious. Hot wieners are just...no. Same with coffee milk.

Wait, how did Autocrat NOT make this list?!

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#16
August 22, 2013, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 22, 2013, 06:45:28 PM
Ahhh, they didn't forget the old Hawaiian standby: Spam. :lulz:

Our bus to the senior prom had to take a detour to the venue... because the local Spam Festival was in the way.

Today I learned that they have "hot" and "garlic". In this age of "everything has to have 50 different varieties", I don't know why that is so surprising, but it was.

While both versions sound terrifying and intriguing, the "Alaskan Ice Cream" with reindeer fat somehow sounds much more appetizing than the Crisco version.

I am mildly confused about why "Low-Country Boil" was so awful (yea there were sausages in there, but compared to everything else on that list that sounds like a plate of celery sticks) when they spent the blurb saying that it usually wasn't that bad. I can only assume that it's because once things are removed from the boil, they are topped with pounds of butter and sauces.

While I have virtually no sweet-tooth anymore, and am pretty good about rarely indulging in fried foods (and chowdahs...Manhattan Chowder is blasphemy), cheese will forever be my downfall, especially cheddar. All I want to do is go to Alchemist Brewery, all the beer, then onto Cabot for all the cheese (better yet a chunk off a cheese   
wheel from one of those country stores).
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#17
August 22, 2013, 07:18:48 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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#18
August 22, 2013, 07:21:16 PM
Fuck you guys. Now I'm hungry again.
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#19
August 22, 2013, 07:33:16 PM
I had some Cincinnati chili from a can that I found at a Kroger once.

That was cinnamon? I thought it was cloves.
Formerly something else...

Suu

#20
August 22, 2013, 07:42:46 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on August 22, 2013, 07:33:16 PM
I had some Cincinnati chili from a can that I found at a Kroger once.

That was cinnamon? I thought it was cloves.

Cloves are common, too. Each chili stand has it's own proprietary blend. Skyline does cinnamon and cocoa, and that's the chain I'm most familiar with since they have a place not far from my parents' house in Clearwater. (Lots of Ohioans in the area.) My sister and I occasionally go there to become wicked fat kids.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

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#21
August 22, 2013, 08:13:37 PM
I believe it was skyline. I think it was a blue can.

Also, I've started referring to chili as "brown curry".

I'm a funny guy.
Formerly something else...

Suu

#22
August 23, 2013, 12:36:27 AM
Adding curry powder to chili could work...
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#23
August 23, 2013, 12:38:30 AM
THAT IS A LIE ABOUT THE GRITS

A BALD-FACED LIE.
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Suu

#24
August 23, 2013, 12:42:09 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 23, 2013, 12:38:30 AM
THAT IS A LIE ABOUT THE GRITS

A BALD-FACED LIE.

I fucking love grits, damnit. I won't deny.

So, Nigel, tell us about this huckleberry pie Oregon has...
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#25
August 23, 2013, 12:44:03 AM
I do not understand why the corn dog is credited to Iowa when that particular monstrosity was born in Portland, Oregon, where they are still INEXPLICABLY POPULAR, UGHBARF.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#26
August 23, 2013, 12:51:44 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 23, 2013, 12:42:09 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 23, 2013, 12:38:30 AM
THAT IS A LIE ABOUT THE GRITS

A BALD-FACED LIE.

I fucking love grits, damnit. I won't deny.

So, Nigel, tell us about this huckleberry pie Oregon has...

It's a fucking straight-up lie.

I was wondering what they were going to assign to Oregon, but that was just LOL

Not that huckleberry pie doesn't exist, but... yeah, nope. It's totally in no way a thing here. While I have heard of huckleberry pie in theory, I've never even seen one, ever in my entire life. Huckleberries aren't available commercially, they don't store for shit, and they're only available for about a month (from now until mid-September) and it takes approximately seven million years to pick enough to make a pie.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
August 23, 2013, 12:53:46 AM
If they had said "Marionberry" I would have been oh, yeah, sure. But HUCKLEBERRY

NOPE

Plus all the really good picking areas belong to the Warm Springs, and they WILL shoot you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
August 23, 2013, 12:57:03 AM
That reminds me, it's time to go berrypicking.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#29
August 23, 2013, 01:01:07 AM
Huckleberries seem to be a thing in Montana. And they're gooooooood.
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