America's most famous fatty foods...I am now starving.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Huckleberries seem to be a thing in Montana. And they're gooooooood.

They are tasty. But I am WAY too lazy to spend what's left of my forties on a mountainside in the sun picking enough of the little fuckers to make a pie. And so, apparently, is just about everyone else.

[Suu]

We just picked a ton of elderberries, and it's STILL not enough for a pie. They're smaller than blueberries, and are holyfucktart.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We just picked a ton of elderberries, and it's STILL not enough for a pie. They're smaller than blueberries, and are holyfucktart.

Ugh, elderberries! Those little fucking twigs. My mom used to make me separate the twigs from the berries, and I hate them to this day.

[Suu]

We just picked a ton of elderberries, and it's STILL not enough for a pie. They're smaller than blueberries, and are holyfucktart.

Ugh, elderberries! Those little fucking twigs. My mom used to make me separate the twigs from the berries, and I hate them to this day.

They're little balls of hate, they are.

I have a large ziploc baggie of them in the freezer with wild blueberries the BF found when he was pillaging one of our local swamps for bog myrtle and yarrow to brew a Saxon beer with. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them. There's definitely not enough for a pie, so maybe a cordial or small batch of mead or wine.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Elderberries are assholes.

[Suu]

Those little fucking stems...and your hands are purple for days...