SIDEBOOBS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's this:



Literally, the side of a boob.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I admit it.

I clicked.

Because I didn't know what "sideboobs" are and I wanted to find out.

Guess what? It didn't deliver. I still don't know what sideboobs are.

Probably NSFW: http://imgur.com/r4XNOMh

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[AFK]

I admit it.

I clicked.

Because I didn't know what "sideboobs" are and I wanted to find out.

Guess what? It didn't deliver. I still don't know what sideboobs are.

Probably NSFW: http://imgur.com/r4XNOMh

I'm calling implants.  Which kinda ruins it really.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I admit it.

I clicked.

Because I didn't know what "sideboobs" are and I wanted to find out.

Guess what? It didn't deliver. I still don't know what sideboobs are.

Probably NSFW: http://imgur.com/r4XNOMh

I'm calling implants.  Which kinda ruins it really.

THREAD IS NOW ACTUALLY ABOUT SIDEBOOBS.



Seriously though... on a purely eyebone's-connected-to-the-pelvic-bone way, sideboobs are welcome in almost all circumstances on their own merit. I do not understand how appreciating the female form -- yes, even sex-related appreciation -- is inherently evil or sexist. This of course no justification for shit like that "titstare" app, where it's an entire social activity based on oggling people.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It is not evil or sexist. On the other hand, the link in the OP made a totally valid point about vapid useless content on the internet and how much time we waste doing absolutely nothing of value reading articles about shit as incredibly, fabulously meaningless as "the best sideboobs of the VMA's", an article which does not actually exist but might as well given how many other equally brain-dead articles there are out there, and we are human beings with more value than drooling over two visible square inches of underage mammary swelling while sitting on our asses growing ever fatter and not thinking.

That whole link/article could also be summed up as

STOP SHUTTING UP.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am now conscious of the fact that the sundresses I wear all summer long display copious sideboob.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

It is not evil or sexist. On the other hand, the link in the OP made a totally valid point about vapid useless content on the internet and how much time we waste doing absolutely nothing of value reading articles about shit as incredibly, fabulously meaningless as "the best sideboobs of the VMA's", an article which does not actually exist but might as well given how many other equally brain-dead articles there are out there, and we are human beings with more value than drooling over two visible square inches of underage mammary swelling while sitting on our asses growing ever fatter and not thinking.

That whole link/article could also be summed up as

STOP SHUTTING UP.

If the link hadn't been posted here, I would have assumed it was a legitimate title for sure. I expect to see this kind of "journalism." I also agreed with everything said at the link, for the record. I just wish we lived in a world where appreciating the sideboob was considered neither creepy nor a waste of time that should be spent fixing the planet.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am now conscious of the fact that the sundresses I wear all summer long display copious sideboob.

PORTLAND THANKS YOU.  I THANK YOU.

TGRR,
Oink.  OINK, I SAY!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am now conscious of the fact that the sundresses I wear all summer long display copious sideboob.

PORTLAND THANKS YOU.  I THANK YOU.

TGRR,
Oink.  OINK, I SAY!