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The Good Reverend Roger

#870
October 10, 2013, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
What is "organic lube"?  :?

Less silicon.  No quartz powder.  That sort of thing.

wait

WAIT

WAIT!


NIGEL!  ORGANIC GASOLINE!  WE'RE GONNA BE RICH LIKE FUCKING PHAROAHS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#871
October 10, 2013, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
What is "organic lube"?  :?

Less silicon.  No quartz powder.  That sort of thing.

wait

WAIT

WAIT!


NIGEL!  ORGANIC GASOLINE!  WE'RE GONNA BE RICH LIKE FUCKING PHAROAHS!

OMG  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#872
October 10, 2013, 06:04:00 PM
Fuck this Shutdown crap!  Fuck it in the ear!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#873
October 10, 2013, 06:05:30 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 10, 2013, 06:04:00 PM
Fuck this Shutdown crap!  Fuck it in the ear!

This is one of those times that I am glad to be a corporate whore.

We're doomed, too, but it takes longer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#874
October 10, 2013, 06:10:36 PM
My job is fine, but all of the people I report to, or from whom I get technical and grant support, are all on furlough.  It just mucks up the gears something wicked.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Don Coyote

#875
October 10, 2013, 06:19:37 PM
oh no it's just so fucking inconvenient for you.
but me? I don't know if I'm going to be able to make rent this quarter because my benefits are through the VA and pretty much onlt active duty is guaranteed to get paid. so I may or may not be going to drill to maybe get paid, never mind that all those DA civilians that are furloughed that are kind of fucking important to maintaining day to day operations on military bases. or that they aren't getting paid and have bills to pay too.

but no stop the fucking presses a real fucking issue had cropped up. the nation's most important drug preventionist has been fucking inconvenienced.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#876
October 10, 2013, 06:20:44 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 10, 2013, 06:04:00 PM
Fuck this Shutdown crap!  Fuck it in the ear!

You realize with all the contrarian bullshit you've been throwing around the last couple days I'm now enthusiastic about the shutdown just because it inconveniences you.

The Good Reverend Roger

#877
October 10, 2013, 06:21:30 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 10, 2013, 06:19:37 PM
oh no it's just so fucking inconvenient for you.
but me? I don't know if I'm going to be able to make rent this quarter because my benefits are through the VA and pretty much onlt active duty is guaranteed to get paid. so I may or may not be going to drill to maybe get paid, never mind that all those DA civilians that are furloughed that are kind of fucking important to maintaining day to day operations on military bases. or that they aren't getting paid and have bills to pay too.

but no stop the fucking presses a real fucking issue had cropped up. the nation's most important drug preventionist has been fucking inconvenienced.

I have a job, for now.  If a default occurs, having a job may not mean all that much.  Nor will it be a permanent state of affairs.

Worry worry worry worry

oh, and

hate hate hate hate
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#878
October 10, 2013, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 10, 2013, 06:20:44 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 10, 2013, 06:04:00 PM
Fuck this Shutdown crap!  Fuck it in the ear!

You realize with all the contrarian bullshit you've been throwing around the last couple days I'm now enthusiastic about the shutdown just because it inconveniences you.

Too bad it's actually FUCKING everyone else we know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#879
October 10, 2013, 06:31:53 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 10, 2013, 06:19:37 PM
oh no it's just so fucking inconvenient for you.
but me? I don't know if I'm going to be able to make rent this quarter because my benefits are through the VA and pretty much onlt active duty is guaranteed to get paid. so I may or may not be going to drill to maybe get paid, never mind that all those DA civilians that are furloughed that are kind of fucking important to maintaining day to day operations on military bases. or that they aren't getting paid and have bills to pay too.

but no stop the fucking presses a real fucking issue had cropped up. the nation's most important drug preventionist has been fucking inconvenienced.


I manage a project that entails providing support to veterans and their family members so I'm aware of how fucked those issues are.  Sorry I didn't rattle off an exhaustive laundry list of all of the shit affected by the shutdown.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#880
October 10, 2013, 06:33:27 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 10, 2013, 06:20:44 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 10, 2013, 06:04:00 PM
Fuck this Shutdown crap!  Fuck it in the ear!

You realize with all the contrarian bullshit you've been throwing around the last couple days I'm now enthusiastic about the shutdown just because it inconveniences you.


Uh, okay.  Whatever floats your boat commander.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Don Coyote

#881
October 10, 2013, 06:34:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 06:21:30 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 10, 2013, 06:19:37 PM
oh no it's just so fucking inconvenient for you.
but me? I don't know if I'm going to be able to make rent this quarter because my benefits are through the VA and pretty much onlt active duty is guaranteed to get paid. so I may or may not be going to drill to maybe get paid, never mind that all those DA civilians that are furloughed that are kind of fucking important to maintaining day to day operations on military bases. or that they aren't getting paid and have bills to pay too.

but no stop the fucking presses a real fucking issue had cropped up. the nation's most important drug preventionist has been fucking inconvenienced.

I have a job, for now.  If a default occurs, having a job may not mean all that much.  Nor will it be a permanent state of affairs.

Worry worry worry worry

oh, and

hate hate hate hate

losing sleep over this shit.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#882
October 10, 2013, 06:41:32 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 10, 2013, 06:33:27 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 10, 2013, 06:20:44 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 10, 2013, 06:04:00 PM
Fuck this Shutdown crap!  Fuck it in the ear!

You realize with all the contrarian bullshit you've been throwing around the last couple days I'm now enthusiastic about the shutdown just because it inconveniences you.


Uh, okay.  Whatever floats your boat commander Your Majesty.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#883
October 10, 2013, 06:45:39 PM
I have to confess something very bad, which is that there is a small (and wrong) part of me that kind of wants the government to default because I'm curious to see what happens then.

Probably what happens then is I have to give up all my dreams and my children's dreams, but that part of me is still curious.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#884
October 10, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 06:45:39 PM
I have to confess something very bad, which is that there is a small (and wrong) part of me that kind of wants the government to default because I'm curious to see what happens then.

I get that same giddy, slap-happy feeling when the guys are heating up a ceramic-lined vessel.  You sort of WANT there to be an imperfection, because boom.  Boom is exciting.  So is watching great big shit falling down.  But then there's a mess.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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