The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Least I could go after knocking you up.

[Lenin McCarthy]

I just saw something truly bizarre: An objectivist with a girlfriend.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I just saw something truly bizarre: An objectivist with a girlfriend.

WAT?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have to confess something very bad, which is that there is a small (and wrong) part of me that kind of wants the government to default because I'm curious to see what happens then.

I get that same giddy, slap-happy feeling when the guys are heating up a ceramic-lined vessel.  You sort of WANT there to be an imperfection, because boom.  Boom is exciting.  So is watching great big shit falling down.  But then there's a mess.

And people crying.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just saw something truly bizarre: An objectivist with a girlfriend.

NO WAY.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

GAH STUPID WORK DAY JUST FAHKIN END SO I CAN GET MY GLASSES AND GO HOME. FIFTY MINUTES.

[EK WAFFLR]

I just saw something truly bizarre: An objectivist with a girlfriend.

IMPOSSIBLE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know, for being something so many people make such a big deal out of, chanterelles are kind of disgusting.

[East Coast Hustle]

You know, for being something so many people make such a big deal out of, chanterelles are kind of disgusting.

They an be really delicious but, like anything else, there are alot of people out there who are more enthusiastic than they are knowledgeable about the preparation of chanterelles. And yeah, if they're not prepared properly and/or not used in a manner that highlights their attributes they can be kind of bleh.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Soooo . . . knitting is strictly the purview of women over forty-five / fifty. Bet you didn't know that. And crochet is a second-class / third world craft that the yarn in my local yarn store is too good for. So I shouldn't be in there. Trying to give them my money.

Waaaaaaaaaaay bigger insult and tragedy than Syria, the furlough, and Miley Cyrus. I've offended a bevy of blue-haired ladies to the core with my wild antics and multi-crafty abilities. I am what is wrong with America.

I shit you not.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know, for being something so many people make such a big deal out of, chanterelles are kind of disgusting.

They an be really delicious but, like anything else, there are alot of people out there who are more enthusiastic than they are knowledgeable about the preparation of chanterelles. And yeah, if they're not prepared properly and/or not used in a manner that highlights their attributes they can be kind of bleh.

On this, my approximately 40th year in a row of eating them, I have yet to actually meet a preparation in which they were better than "meh".

I once had them in some ramen, and they were OK.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Soooo . . . knitting is strictly the purview of women over forty-five / fifty. Bet you didn't know that. And crochet is a second-class / third world craft that the yarn in my local yarn store is too good for. So I shouldn't be in there. Trying to give them my money.

Waaaaaaaaaaay bigger insult and tragedy than Syria, the furlough, and Miley Cyrus. I've offended a bevy of blue-haired ladies to the core with my wild antics and multi-crafty abilities. I am what is wrong with America.

I shit you not.

What a pack of dicks.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Soooo . . . knitting is strictly the purview of women over forty-five / fifty. Bet you didn't know that. And crochet is a second-class / third world craft that the yarn in my local yarn store is too good for. So I shouldn't be in there. Trying to give them my money.

Waaaaaaaaaaay bigger insult and tragedy than Syria, the furlough, and Miley Cyrus. I've offended a bevy of blue-haired ladies to the core with my wild antics and multi-crafty abilities. I am what is wrong with America.

I shit you not.

What a pack of dicks.

My gast was flabbered. I was laughing too hard to hear the whole rant but I thanked them for the entertainment anyway. Holy shit, man.

[Don Coyote]

I think that I might just be really passionate about literature.

[Bu🤠ns]

sooo... i just got a job offer making $1000 bux more a month doing basically the same thing I'm already doing but with more variability.