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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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SMFabal

#315
August 26, 2003, 10:40:08 PM
!!!!! !!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
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!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

Next topic: Don't feed the Trolls!
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

seanfish

#316
August 27, 2003, 03:22:12 AM
I hear trit trot trit.
Hungrily I leap. What's this?
A goat simulator.

Next topic: What is the sound of one goat tritting?
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush...

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

-- Marvin Gaye

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#317
August 27, 2003, 07:48:54 PM
imbibe foul swill old
goat, suck-Up rank brew, tritt on
edge of cliff.......Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaooooow YAaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#318
August 27, 2003, 07:50:54 PM
next topic: weird lunch

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

seanfish

#319
August 27, 2003, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: PrinceHer favorite number was 20 and every single day
If U asked her what she had 4 breakfast
This is what she'd say
Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam
Butterscotch clouds, a tangerine
And a side order of ham
If U set your mind free, baby
Maybe you'd understand
Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam

Alright so it's not a haiku, and it's breakfast not lunch but still...

Next topic: Aren't starfish poisonous?
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush...

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

-- Marvin Gaye

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#320
August 31, 2003, 09:41:25 AM
no, not if you have
large quantities of anti
venom and tofu

next topic:  the secret life of plants

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Anonymous

#321
September 01, 2003, 12:39:32 AM
Oooh baby, green leaves
So moist on my cellulose
Shhh! The human's here!

Next topic: Biosecurity.

Trollax

#322
September 01, 2003, 04:40:42 AM
Germs are everywhere
I must be like howard hughes
Hand me the Kleenex

Next topic..................
................................

Law and evading it...

riff

#323
September 01, 2003, 06:35:53 AM
Some things are naughty,
but everything is legal
if you don't get caught.


Next: The things you love to hate
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

demon seed #three

#324
September 02, 2003, 10:30:41 PM
chaunce, perverse  maggott
you tried to steal her love, aaargh
impish redhead dwarf



Next Topic: Bikini bottom
And the lard said "let there be beer". and there was beer... with the exception of three smaller surronding countys of the greater populated super power of america.....who refuse to sell it on sunday


save a chicken.. eat a egg...

oh, chewy ovaris
Delicious morsels, bursting flavor
devour the fallopian flesh
humble cannibal

SMFabal

#325
September 02, 2003, 10:53:39 PM
Where SpongBob lives or
what I stare at on the beach?
You can be the judge!

Next: Manned space flight
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

seanfish

#326
September 02, 2003, 11:08:52 PM
Dogs, chimpanzees, but...
Can it be done? Truly done?
One day pigs may fly.

Next topic: a salute to the late, great Jim Henson.
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush...

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

-- Marvin Gaye

SMFabal

#327
September 03, 2003, 12:38:12 AM
He made Labyrith,
Kermit, and The Dark Crystal
The greatest ever

Next: St Gulik
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

demon seed #three

#328
September 03, 2003, 01:23:36 AM
smack! puddle of puss
eewwww, damn, dead roaches cant talk..
goddess's message lost :cry:



next subject: soy protein
And the lard said "let there be beer". and there was beer... with the exception of three smaller surronding countys of the greater populated super power of america.....who refuse to sell it on sunday


save a chicken.. eat a egg...

oh, chewy ovaris
Delicious morsels, bursting flavor
devour the fallopian flesh
humble cannibal

Trollax

#329
September 03, 2003, 04:06:31 AM
Improperly made
Can give cancer in large dose
Beware! Beware soy!

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