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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 26, 2013, 12:55:25 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
November 28, 2013, 05:55:25 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
November 29, 2013, 02:16:20 AM
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
November 29, 2013, 03:51:23 AM
WHOOOOOOOA.

Thanks!  :)
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
November 30, 2013, 09:39:00 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#19
November 30, 2013, 10:19:20 PM
 :lulz:

I totally do believe that. Even if it is featured on the worst things for sale, I still want one.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?
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Ben Shapiro

#21
December 01, 2013, 02:29:15 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?


It looks like a porno prop!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#22
December 01, 2013, 02:41:40 AM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Yeah, it has holes.

THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU DEMANDED.
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Payne

#23
December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?

It is an ostrich pillow.

When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/

Telarus

#24
December 01, 2013, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?

It is an ostrich pillow.

When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B4S6SLW


  • Made of flexible fabric and filled with micro balls
  • Do not use in fire or near water
  • Not for children under 16
  • Do not smoke while using this product
  • Dry-clean only
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
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#25
December 01, 2013, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?

It is an ostrich pillow.

When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/

Reminds me of the boy of silence from Bioshock.



The brass padlocked version is considerably less creepy though.
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minuspace

#26
December 01, 2013, 09:41:59 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 01, 2013, 02:41:40 AM
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Yeah, it has holes.

THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU DEMANDED.

What can I put in those missing bits... :eek:

Reginald Ret

#27
December 01, 2013, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: Telarus on December 01, 2013, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?

It is an ostrich pillow.

When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B4S6SLW


  • Made of flexible fabric and filled with micro balls
  • Do not use in fire or near water
  • Not for children under 16
  • Do not smoke while using this product
  • Dry-clean only
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

This is important.
Do not use in fire.
There should be a comprehensive list of things not to use in fire.
Let's make one.

I'll start: Cyanide.
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#28
December 02, 2013, 05:51:35 AM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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