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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, December 02, 2013, 08:25:54 PM

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Eater of Clowns

#15
December 02, 2013, 10:34:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.

Bear proofing the old face, huh?

Good idea, that. You know what bears are really attracted to? Taint. You should probably bear proof that next.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
December 02, 2013, 10:37:02 PM
AND I AM OUTTA HERE!  :banana:

Until tomorrow.  :sadbanana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#17
December 02, 2013, 10:39:08 PM
In a talented display of why I should not own a gun, i nailed myself.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#18
December 02, 2013, 10:42:24 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 02, 2013, 10:34:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.

Bear proofing the old face, huh?

Good idea, that. You know what bears are really attracted to? Taint. You should probably bear proof that next.

BRB, IN FOR A PENNY...
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#19
December 02, 2013, 11:35:11 PM
Gah! Probably should have washed my hands THEN used the restroom.


Alty,
OW.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Ben Shapiro

#20
December 02, 2013, 11:55:12 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.

Leave it on! I want to rub my face in it! No one tells me what I can't enjoy!

Suu

#21
December 03, 2013, 12:09:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
My sister is dragging me to an ugly sweater party in Florida when I'm down.

Not only is "sweater" and "Florida" a bad idea, but I need to make sure that I:

A: Win.
B: Embarrass the fuck out of her so I don't have to go again next year.

1.  Hit Goodwill.
2.  Look around until something harms your optic nerves.
3.  Purchase said item.
4.  VICTORY.

I also have leg warmers. And a sweater purse. None of which match.  8)
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
December 03, 2013, 12:22:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2013, 06:39:49 PM
Wor and Excel are not friends.  They should be, but they're not.

I succeeded in turning it in. Today we covered meiosis and the basics of alleles.

SO many informations.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
December 03, 2013, 12:24:16 AM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 02, 2013, 10:05:26 PM
It's amazing how little time it takes to go from "I can drink any three men under the table and still walk a straight line" to "I can barely function today because I had 5 beers last night".

:lulz: Yep. I think that when I first met you I was at the very end of "drinking like a young person" and starting to careen madly into "hung over like a middle-aged person".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
December 03, 2013, 12:25:15 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:30:56 PM
What's that thing that smells like bear mace, oh its my face.

Oh, Alty.

:lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
December 03, 2013, 12:28:16 AM
So after class I went to the THRIFT STORE and managed to pick up a dress for the winter season parties that makes me look a lot curvier than I really am. Really accentuates my cats and kitties. If you know what I mean.

Also I got a really nice handmade 40's-style floral summer dress. Total: $17.98.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#26
December 03, 2013, 12:34:36 AM
I wanna pop some tags, I got $20 in my pocket...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
December 03, 2013, 12:38:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 12:34:36 AM
I wanna pop some tags, I got $20 in my pocket...

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
December 03, 2013, 01:57:47 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 10:39:08 PM
In a talented display of why I should not own a gun, i nailed myself.

Cheap lesson.

Though it may not seem that way now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#29
December 03, 2013, 05:39:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 03, 2013, 12:09:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
My sister is dragging me to an ugly sweater party in Florida when I'm down.

Not only is "sweater" and "Florida" a bad idea, but I need to make sure that I:

A: Win.
B: Embarrass the fuck out of her so I don't have to go again next year.

1.  Hit Goodwill.
2.  Look around until something harms your optic nerves.
3.  Purchase said item.
4.  VICTORY.

I also have leg warmers. And a sweater purse. None of which match.  8)

This sounds like a perfect opportunity for . . . SWANTS! http://westknits.com/index.php/2013/11/swants-tutorial/
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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