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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 02, 2013, 09:39:29 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
December 03, 2013, 02:00:27 AM
Quote from: :regret: on December 02, 2013, 11:56:59 PM
When will the Dutch surpass the Greeks on the Fascism scoreboard?

Never.

Greece manufactures crazy for Europe the way Tucson does for North America.  Much like the wannabe Florida, the Dutch will never regain the heights they enjoyed during their heyday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#16
December 03, 2013, 02:06:02 AM
Who are going to be the politicians in either party that will generate buzz and speculation when people invariably start wondering about the presidential election that's still two whole fucking years away?

Bonus question, will they actually throw their hat in the ring?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
December 03, 2013, 02:13:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 02:06:02 AM
Who are going to be the politicians in either party that will generate buzz and speculation when people invariably start wondering about the presidential election that's still two whole fucking years away?

Bonus question, will they actually throw their hat in the ring?

The following asshats will declare:

GOP:
Rick Perry (Duh)
Rick Santorum (Duh)
Sarah Palin.  No shit.
Ted Cruz (will drop out almost immediately)
Chris Christie.  He will be beaten like a dog in the streets, because he isn't to the right of Attila the Hun.

Democrats:
Hillary Clinton.
That's it.  She will kill anyone else who announces with her very own teeth.  The secret service will pretend to not notice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#18
December 03, 2013, 04:33:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 02:13:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 02:06:02 AM
Who are going to be the politicians in either party that will generate buzz and speculation when people invariably start wondering about the presidential election that's still two whole fucking years away?

Bonus question, will they actually throw their hat in the ring?

The following asshats will declare:

GOP:
Rick Perry (Duh)
Rick Santorum (Duh)
Sarah Palin.  No shit.
Ted Cruz (will drop out almost immediately)
Chris Christie.  He will be beaten like a dog in the streets, because he isn't to the right of Attila the Hun.

Democrats:
Hillary Clinton.
That's it.  She will kill anyone else who announces with her very own teeth.  The secret service will pretend to not notice.

Sounds pretty plausible actually.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#19
December 03, 2013, 06:33:23 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 10:18:58 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 02, 2013, 09:54:09 PM
Next big politician and church scandals, please.
Bonus points if poop is involved.

Pope Francis found to actually be Andy Kaufmann, who has been faking his death for years.

Ted Cruz to be found in a bathroom stall with Larry Craig and Snooky.  Wide stance and all.

Rick Perry will have a Boehner-esque breakdown on national TV, when it becomes clear to him that WHAM! will never have a reunion tour.

Thanks. I look forward to these things.  :lulz:
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Junkenstein

#20
December 03, 2013, 08:57:06 AM
What will become of Syria?

Also, which election candidate is going to be caught naked masturbating in the streets? Will the blame stress or troubles at work? 

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
December 03, 2013, 01:41:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 03, 2013, 08:57:06 AM
What will become of Syria?

Also, which election candidate is going to be caught naked masturbating in the streets? Will the blame stress or troubles at work?

1.  It will become something like Somalia, with a descending spiral of madness and fratricidal war, more or less forever.  Certainly for the year of 2012.

2.  None of them.  That's Robert Tilton's job.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Aucoq

#22
December 03, 2013, 02:33:45 PM
Screw politics.  Let's get down to what really matters in the world.  I have $10,000* burning a hole in my pocket, and I want to hit it big in Vegas. So who's going to win the Super Bowl in February?









*Well, technically I'm short $9,999.  :sad:
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#23
December 03, 2013, 03:00:45 PM
Celebrity death list, please!

Junkenstein

#24
December 03, 2013, 03:09:39 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 03, 2013, 03:00:45 PM
Celebrity death list, please!

And celebrity arrests for paedophilia as well while you're at it.

I've still got a fiver on Bruce Forsyth.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
December 03, 2013, 03:14:44 PM
Quote from: Móði on December 03, 2013, 02:33:45 PM
Screw politics.  Let's get down to what really matters in the world.  I have $10,000* burning a hole in my pocket, and I want to hit it big in Vegas. So who's going to win the Super Bowl in February?









*Well, technically I'm short $9,999.  :sad:

Unfortunately, my sources on the NFL dried up 9 years ago.  So I sent those sources to Nigel, and she hung them over her computer, as a warning to the others.  Seriously.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
December 03, 2013, 03:15:10 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 03, 2013, 03:00:45 PM
Celebrity death list, please!

Gimme a little while on this one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#27
December 03, 2013, 03:18:08 PM
Which Tea Party radical is going to take a shot at the Pope?

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
December 03, 2013, 03:23:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 03:18:08 PM
Which Tea Party radical is going to take a shot at the Pope?

As in, with a rifle?  None of them.

In terms of verbal attack?  Limbaugh beat you to it, last week.  The Pope is "socialist, Marxist, maybe even communist".

Because Jesus never would have fed POOR PEOPLE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#29
December 03, 2013, 03:31:23 PM
Really? No one's going to try to kill the Pope?
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