Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Pæs]

Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Yeah, well. Maybe if you hadn't KILLED ALL THE ANGELS WITH YOUR DAMN RADIO.

[Salty]

ECH, ET AL:

I made a rather long post about why I am here and not anywhere else, ATM. It is in LIT. Chaotic.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Whoa. 

[Ben Shapiro]

Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Yeah, well. Maybe if you hadn't KILLED ALL THE ANGELS WITH YOUR DAMN RADIO.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Yeah, well. Maybe if you hadn't KILLED ALL THE ANGELS WITH YOUR DAMN RADIO.

INTERBUTTS VERY ORVER.  PAES WINS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

YOU HAVE PEOPLE IN A REFINERY THAT DO SPECIAL K AT WORK!?

Not for long.   

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Looks like the gas and coke building is slated for demolition.

Are they going to salvage any of it? It's probably full of awesome old moldings and things.
Or are they just going to wreck it?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I woke up full of rage, hate, and resentment, as is fairly typical this time of year when I have to do a bunch of COMPLETELY POINTLESS BULLSHIT like buy a fucking dead tree and stick it in my living room, and then somehow scrape together enough cash to buy the children some kind of non-shitty presents to put under it.

STUPIDEST FUCKING TRADITION EVER. FFS.

Oh, and then of course I didn't want to be the one asshole in my mom group to not do Secret Santa, so I spent money I don't have to buy some nice bullshit and now I have to spend more money I don't have to ship it.

Ah yes. The money thing. Where everyone deserves your cash in the form for MORE STUFF because TV internet 'tradition' says so. It is a fucking stupid thing. The designation of ONE SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR when THIS ONE THING should happen. Along with all these bizarre now mostly meaningless symbols being slathered all over everything. The rest of the year - fuck everyone.

Actual tradition is probably more along the lines of clothespin dolls and fruit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Looks like the gas and coke building is slated for demolition.

Are they going to salvage any of it? It's probably full of awesome old moldings and things.
Or are they just going to wreck it?

I'm guessing they'll probably just wreck it. After 50 years of abandonment, salvage would be a matter of picking through the disaster that the interior is for scraps that are still usable. Not that there aren't treasures, just that themotivation to find them might not be strong enough.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Ugh. Is he trying to get on disability or something?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Ugh. Is he trying to get on disability or something?

No, I think he's just brain damaged.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Looks like the gas and coke building is slated for demolition.

Are they going to salvage any of it? It's probably full of awesome old moldings and things.
Or are they just going to wreck it?

I'm guessing they'll probably just wreck it. After 50 years of abandonment, salvage would be a matter of picking through the disaster that the interior is for scraps that are still usable. Not that there aren't treasures, just that themotivation to find them might not be strong enough.

Aw.
That stove on flickr looks 50's vintage. It could probably be refurbished.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Ugh. Is he trying to get on disability or something?

No, I think he's just brain damaged.

Ketamine + heavy equipment + BRAIN DAMAGE

[Suu]

I ate shit on the sidewalk on the way home, because some caring neighbor decided to not melt their ice before we got an inch of fresh powder. My Yaktrax didn't stand a chance.

I was about ready to knock on the door to bitch, but then I saw it was one of our perpetually "under construction" homes, which is a loophole to dodge taxes in the city.

I just got Providenced. Right on the joint between the thigh and ass.

Fuck you.

[Salty]

StableIcers or GTFO.