Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah.  I've had four years to get used to the fact they're shitburgers, so I'm not too surprised by this.  Just confirms what I already knew. 

To be honest, it's best I have as little to do with them as possible.  Because otherwise I'd be tempted to do things that would probably land me in a jail cell, and I'm too pretty to go to prison.

I feel for you, Cain. My mother's side of the family is a goddamn trainwreck of assholes.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sick

So sick.

[LMNO]

yuk.  do you think it's winding down, or has it only just started?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

yuk.  do you think it's winding down, or has it only just started?

If I were at the GAY BAR, this would be vodka #4.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Sick

So sick.

Feel better soon, Roger.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Hoopla already has the perfect answer, but you may want to point out you already have your dick in his ass.

"Riding the ox home" is even MORE metaphorical than people think.

[LMNO]

yuk.  do you think it's winding down, or has it only just started?

If I were at the GAY BAR, this would be vodka #4.

Oh, dear.  Get some rest, buddy.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yeah, sleep it away. Fuck.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So I just found out that the new hipster church on the corner of my street, which has been painted a lovely dark brown with red doors and is being beautifully renovated, is part of that shitty Mars Hill cult that started in Seattle. It is not only not something I can occasionally attend for funzies and community-building, it's something terrifying and likely to bring protesters to my street.

Why can't anything ever just be normal.

[Eater of Clowns]

Sick

So sick.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The founder, Mark Driscoll, is almost certainly a sociopath. His videos are interesting; he gives me the creeps bigtime. He's plainly lying his ass off, with stories about how he can literally "see" things that have happened to other people in the past that are SO OBVIOUSLY MADE-UP it's ridiculous.

To join his church you have to sign a fucking contract. No shit. Weirdest shit ever. And, for services, all the churches just play a podcast of him on big screens. You guys have got to check it out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Don't die, Roger!

[LMNO]

The founder, Mark Driscoll, is almost certainly a sociopath. His videos are interesting; he gives me the creeps bigtime. He's plainly lying his ass off, with stories about how he can literally "see" things that have happened to other people in the past that are SO OBVIOUSLY MADE-UP it's ridiculous.

To join his church you have to sign a fucking contract. No shit. Weirdest shit ever. And, for services, all the churches just play a podcast of him on big screens. You guys have got to check it out.

I just looked that guy up.  Scary crazy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The founder, Mark Driscoll, is almost certainly a sociopath. His videos are interesting; he gives me the creeps bigtime. He's plainly lying his ass off, with stories about how he can literally "see" things that have happened to other people in the past that are SO OBVIOUSLY MADE-UP it's ridiculous.

To join his church you have to sign a fucking contract. No shit. Weirdest shit ever. And, for services, all the churches just play a podcast of him on big screens. You guys have got to check it out.

I just looked that guy up.  Scary crazy.

Oh my god, yes. So so scary crazy. Of course I'm dying of curiosity and have got to attend at least one service. Maybe I'll get the chance to tell other churchgoers that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.