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Started by Odibex Grallspice, December 22, 2013, 06:40:12 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#45
December 22, 2013, 09:56:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 22, 2013, 09:35:20 PM
Hi new guy.

This is how we get around the holidays.

FTFY. :D
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

#46
December 22, 2013, 09:56:23 PM
I still didn't mean what I said to be taken like you did, Nigel. 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
December 22, 2013, 09:56:52 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 22, 2013, 09:48:13 PM
How was I being aggressive and hostile?  I was trying to be helpful, not antagonizing.

You greeted him by telling him basically that he has to say hello before he's allowed to say hello, tone-policed his intro post, said it was "stupid and hostile" and a "bad introduction".

I mean, COME ON. What's aggressive and hostile about any of that?  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#48
December 22, 2013, 09:58:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2013, 09:45:29 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 22, 2013, 09:16:33 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 22, 2013, 07:13:11 PM
Thas heavenly of you CPD!  :eek: How do you all feel about WSB, Does he fiti n with the discordian loop?

What is a WSB?

Westboro Saptist Burch, the dyslexic schismatics from the better known Westboro Baptist Church.

:potd:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
December 22, 2013, 09:58:55 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 22, 2013, 09:56:23 PM
I still didn't mean what I said to be taken like you did, Nigel.

Which part of "stupid and hostile" was meant to be endearing?  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#50
December 22, 2013, 10:17:55 PM
Let us "Be Real" for a moment.

Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 22, 2013, 06:40:12 PM
So, I'm here without even lurking  :argh!:

Jesus, n00b Mcn00berton.

Using emotes in your first post. Is that substance? Is that power? Where is the food recipie or perhaps the assasination of the character of some hated personality.

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'Cause your shit seems kind of dense and rife with in-jokes.
OH GREAT NOW WE ARE DENSE.

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I don't have the concentration to unravel the monkey's paw of absurdity on display here.
Well that is going to make things tough on you, see, we here at the PD have abilities to concentrate and focus unrivaled only by ritalin laced pubescent burger flipper.

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Just know I am the number one fan of George Takei and an avid toy collector. I hope we can get along in unity and not turd buckle against a granite wall.
It is funny you should say that as we just entered turd buckling season. *rolls up sleeves* and the turds are HOT this year.

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I have much to learn, but I'm a disciple of William Burroughs so don't think you can pull the flax over my eyes!

Pfff, much to learn. That sounds suspiciously like a desire to communicate.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVER.

SHUUUUNNNNNNNNNNuhhh

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
December 22, 2013, 10:23:59 PM
I may have read the OP and the follow up incorrectly, but I am not in the mood to wipe shit off my forehead.

I'm out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#52
December 22, 2013, 10:29:24 PM
I certainly feel hostility with every new person, and we get a lot of dumbasses, but I think the 50 post really-more-a-guideline is good.

Also a recruitment drive.

Either way, welcome new dude, human.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Odibex Grallspice

#53
December 23, 2013, 06:57:11 AM
Whoa. Four pages of comments! You folks can sure shoot the shit or, as I want to call it but won't, navel gaze. Thanks to those in my corner on my first post, but it is just that, a first post. I wonder how some of yours would hold up? I don't really expel a lot of text, man of few words and all that. You probably won't even notice I'm here. Even now I'm grasping for words... I think the tone of my post was appropriate, I stand by everything I said there.. but I guess I could have been a bit more.. friendly (everybody loves a friendly cop) but I'm a a bit of a solo act, I live alone, don't work and have no friends.. Which spells TROLL on the internet. Not that I am one, well when I'm sane, anyway. But I call 4 pages a warm welcome and thanks for that!

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
December 23, 2013, 07:08:51 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 23, 2013, 06:57:11 AM
Whoa. Four pages of comments! You folks can sure shoot the shit or, as I want to call it but won't, navel gaze.

You just did.   :|


QuoteThanks to those in my corner on my first post, but it is just that, a first post. I wonder how some of yours would hold up? I don't really expel a lot of text, man of few words and all that. You probably won't even notice I'm here. Even now I'm grasping for words... I think the tone of my post was appropriate, I stand by everything I said there.. but I guess I could have been a bit more.. friendly (everybody loves a friendly cop) but I'm a a bit of a solo act, I live alone, don't work and have no friends.. Which spells TROLL on the internet. Not that I am one, well when I'm sane, anyway. But I call 4 pages a warm welcome and thanks for that!

Well, you're probably a nice guy.  But I hate you anyway.  I'll think of a reason later.

Mostly because PILLS and SICK and OLD and CRANKY, I think.  Anyway, welcome aboard.  Pool's on the roof.  And make sure to ask ECH (currently "Jet City Hustle") about his brand new butthole.  He's very proud of it, and likes it when people bring the subject up.

And despite Nigel's defense of you, you should be aware that she's not a nice person.  No.  She's luring you in.  She'll have your guts for garters the moment you let your guard down. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Odibex Grallspice

#55
December 23, 2013, 07:15:01 AM
Pills, eh? I'm currently on eight scripts, which I don't even take regularly. I hope ECH's new butthole vim and vigor, I hope it is shiny and has snap. And I don't believe you about Nigel.

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
December 23, 2013, 07:18:55 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 23, 2013, 07:15:01 AM
Pills, eh? I'm currently on eight scripts, which I don't even take regularly. I hope ECH's new butthole vim and vigor, I hope it is shiny and has snap. And I don't believe you about Nigel.

I'm on two.  Lorazapam to deal with a little bit of brain damage that keeps me from sleeping (which I take regularly, due to "sleep" and "they make me feel weird and sexy, like my bones are melting"), and Nexium, which I take when I remember to take them, which is roughly about the time I start shooting streams of acid outta every orifice.

My ignorant and malicious detractors say the pills also make me antisocial, but they lie.  I'm far, far worse without them.  Because when I don't take them, I do not feel like a pretty pretty princess.  And that would set anyone off, wouldn't it?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
December 23, 2013, 07:24:23 AM
And nobody believes me about Nigel.  Until it's TOO LATE.

So I'm gonna stop worrying about it and go watch Lithuanian tractor porn until my wife catches me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
December 23, 2013, 07:27:05 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 23, 2013, 06:57:11 AM
Whoa. Four pages of comments! You folks can sure shoot the shit or, as I want to call it but won't, navel gaze. Thanks to those in my corner on my first post, but it is just that, a first post. I wonder how some of yours would hold up? I don't really expel a lot of text, man of few words and all that. You probably won't even notice I'm here. Even now I'm grasping for words... I think the tone of my post was appropriate, I stand by everything I said there.. but I guess I could have been a bit more.. friendly (everybody loves a friendly cop) but I'm a a bit of a solo act, I live alone, don't work and have no friends.. Which spells TROLL on the internet. Not that I am one, well when I'm sane, anyway. But I call 4 pages a warm welcome and thanks for that!

When we get going, we can be pretty argumentative. You might say.

All's well that ends well!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Odibex Grallspice

#59
December 23, 2013, 07:27:20 AM Last Edit: December 23, 2013, 07:29:03 AM by Odibex Grallspice
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:18:55 AMAnd that would set anyone off, wouldn't it?
I suppose it would, frankly. The psych meds I'm on are Abilify and Lexapro, which keep me from going absolute nutters, which I have, a few times and I treasure the memories. Everything else is for my heart or stomach and oh poo I'm out of gin again.
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