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Trivial

#1095
December 23, 2013, 04:45:30 AM
What is the juggalo opinion of Homestuck?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1096
December 23, 2013, 04:48:38 AM
The one Juggalette I know who knows about Homestuck loves it and is cosplaying Gamzee.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#1097
December 23, 2013, 04:51:22 AM
Yay
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1098
December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1099
December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1100
December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1101
December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1102
December 23, 2013, 07:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.

I can HEAR the smell.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1103
December 23, 2013, 07:33:57 AM
Tomorrow morning, would someone mind bumping this? wxw.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/10152139493067329/?notif_t=group_comment

I want it to get a chance at round 2.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1104
December 23, 2013, 07:34:21 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.

I can HEAR the smell.

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1105
December 23, 2013, 07:35:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:34:21 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.

I can HEAR the smell.

:horrormirth:

At least it got rid of my ear hair.  Now I don't have to go in after it with a razor.

Ever cut your ear?  It's amazing.  It's like Niagara Falls, seen through rose-colored glasses.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1106
December 23, 2013, 07:38:37 AM
Of course, there's always prying turkey patties apart with a shoddy butcher knife.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1107
December 23, 2013, 07:41:38 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:35:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:34:21 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:32:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 23, 2013, 07:28:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:20:11 AM
I forgot what Z-pack does to your guts.

There's horror here in Tucson.  I may have to repaint the bathroom.

I don't actually know what z-pack is.

Should I? Or do I not wanna?

Azithromycin.  Wonderful stuff for respiratory tract infections.  Turns your guts into a chemical weapons facility, though.


Ohhh yeah I've had that. It also makes you able to taste yourself at all times. Lovely.

I can HEAR the smell.

:horrormirth:

At least it got rid of my ear hair.  Now I don't have to go in after it with a razor.

Ever cut your ear?  It's amazing.  It's like Niagara Falls, seen through rose-colored glasses.

:horrormirth: Strange as it may seem, I have never cut my ear hair.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1108
December 23, 2013, 07:42:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 07:38:37 AM
Of course, there's always prying turkey patties apart with a shoddy butcher knife.

Should I take it that pills have kicked in bigtime?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1109
December 23, 2013, 07:44:26 AM
Why am I still awake? What am I doing? I'm freakishly exhausted and should be in bed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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