Not even lurking.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I suppose it would, frankly. The psych meds I'm on are Abilify and Lexapro, which keep me from going absolute nutters, which I have, a few times and I treasure the memories. Everything else is for my heart or stomach and oh poo I'm out of gin again.

Really?  When I lose my shit (due to aforementioned brain damage, which happens once or twice a year), it's a horror show and when I snap out of it, I have fewer friends.

Different strokes, I guess.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

All's well that ends well!

...She said, with a grin normally only seen in aquariums.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

All's well that ends well!

...She said, with a grin normally only seen in aquariums.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also worth noting:  The user "Cain" is actually an obscure British politician named John Major.

No, I never heard of him either.

[Odibex Grallspice]

Really?  When I lose my shit (due to aforementioned brain damage, which happens once or twice a year), it's a horror show and when I snap out of it, I have fewer friends.

Different strokes, I guess.

Oh, yes. When I've lost my shit it's been an absolute wonderland. I guess that's the nature of bi-polar, when I'm up (about once a year) I'm like a psychedelic super hero.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Really?  When I lose my shit (due to aforementioned brain damage, which happens once or twice a year), it's a horror show and when I snap out of it, I have fewer friends.

Different strokes, I guess.

Oh, yes. When I've lost my shit it's been an absolute wonderland. I guess that's the nature of bi-polar, when I'm up (about once a year) I'm like a psychedelic super hero.

I just become paranoid.  I am wary of tricks, you see, like people saying "hello" or "how are you doing?".

This isn't really a good thing if you like maintaining long term relationships.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Really?  When I lose my shit (due to aforementioned brain damage, which happens once or twice a year), it's a horror show and when I snap out of it, I have fewer friends.

Different strokes, I guess.

Oh, yes. When I've lost my shit it's been an absolute wonderland. I guess that's the nature of bi-polar, when I'm up (about once a year) I'm like a psychedelic super hero.

I just become paranoid.  I am wary of tricks, you see, like people saying "hello" or "how are you doing?".

This isn't really a good thing if you like maintaining long term relationships.

We get used to it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Really?  When I lose my shit (due to aforementioned brain damage, which happens once or twice a year), it's a horror show and when I snap out of it, I have fewer friends.

Different strokes, I guess.

Oh, yes. When I've lost my shit it's been an absolute wonderland. I guess that's the nature of bi-polar, when I'm up (about once a year) I'm like a psychedelic super hero.

I just become paranoid.  I am wary of tricks, you see, like people saying "hello" or "how are you doing?".

This isn't really a good thing if you like maintaining long term relationships.

We get used to it.

Yeah, and I appreciate that.  Local friends don't take the time to get used to it.  Can't really blame them.

[Odibex Grallspice]

I just become paranoid.  I am wary of tricks, you see, like people saying "hello" or "how are you doing?".

This isn't really a good thing if you like maintaining long term relationships.

My first bout with "the episode" was paranoia central, so I get your drift. But after that I had powers of telepathy and prognostication, many more!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would have such a hard time with bipolar disorder; I really need to stay on an even keel or I start to feel... unsafe. I actually have a slightly flattened affect, but I'm fine with that. I tend to be a little prone to bouts of euphoria and paranoia/irrational anger linked to seizure clusters, but I have had fewer and fewer of those lately.

My, aren't we just a neurobiological cornucopia of fun!

[Payne]

I'm perfectly normal and sane.

I'm not a frothing lunatic with messianic delusions. No sir. I never shit in the pool, take instant dislike to new people, badger The Mgt and blame someone else or swap out words in well known lyrics or books and call it my own work.

I would never do those things.

Because I'm perfectly normal and sane.

In any case, I'm not glad you're here. I hate new people. They have expectations and I can't figure out what you want from me and I'd rather you were somewhere else. If you do insist on staying, I'll be sure to put you on the list I keep in my desk drawer headed "The Saved". That's how I keep track of my worshippers. Some of your modern Not-Jesuses like to use an iPad or some shit but I reckon when it all goes to apocalyptic hell I want that shit written down on paper and possibly in blood cause who's going to keep the electricity running when all the energy company people get raptured? (Big Energy is the Holiest^TM of all mankinds works, so they're ALL getting raptured.)

That thing in the pool is not a lilo or other flotation device. Do not touch it. Always take the full chemical spray down when exiting the pool. No one else will tell you these things.

[Odibex Grallspice]

Sandwich toast and buttermilk! You mean there really is a pool? I heared it before but I thought it was just fairy-tell.

[LMNO]

Hi new person!

When you say you're a disciple of WSB, what exactly do you mean by that?

[Ben Shapiro]

So, I'm here without even lurking  'Cause your shit seems kind of dense and rife with in-jokes. I don't have the concentration to unravel the monkey's paw of absurdity on display here. Just know I am the number one fan of George Takei and an avid toy collector. I hope we can get along in unity and not turd buckle against a granite wall. I have much to learn, but I'm a disciple of William Burroughs so don't think you can pull the flax over my eyes!

Did you bring any pizza?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Also, as to the flax, I think I'd rather spin it into yarn than pull it over anyone's eyes . . .