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Started by Odibex Grallspice, December 22, 2013, 06:40:12 PM

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 23, 2013, 03:12:54 PM
Hi new person!

When you say you're a disciple of WSB, what exactly do you mean by that?

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Odibex Grallspice

Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 23, 2013, 03:29:52 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 22, 2013, 06:40:12 PM

Did you bring any pizza?

I brought something better, I brought pizza rolls!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 23, 2013, 03:12:54 PM
Hi new person!

When you say you're a disciple of WSB, what exactly do you mean by that?
Hi! Well, I've picked up a lot of advice from the guy I spent a lot of time making audio and video cut-ups and applied other bits of techniques for deprogramming oneself. Most of this came from a book he wrote called "the Job" which I highly recommend. I also spent some time getting audited by Scientologists, but that's another story. And I suck at stories.

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 23, 2013, 03:12:54 PM
Hi new person!

When you say you're a disciple of WSB, what exactly do you mean by that?

He had a hanging contest with his GF and won?
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Dear New guy/Troll/Butthurt meltdown in waiting,

Get an avatar. Bonus point if avatar is a photo of you and you look retarded.


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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 23, 2013, 05:34:32 PM
Dear New guy/Troll/Butthurt meltdown in waiting,

Get an avatar. Bonus point if avatar is a photo of you and you look retarded.

Pent speaks from experience.  He is, in fact, a foaming-at-the-mouth bulldog with a pentagram etched into its forehead.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Odibex Grallspice

Avatar gotten. I took your advice, at least partially, and I hope all is right now. I bought this avatar from the avatar store for $15.

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Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 23, 2013, 06:03:45 PM
Avatar gotten. I took your advice, at least partially, and I hope all is right now. I bought this avatar from the avatar store for $15.

You got taken for a ride. I got mine for $8.
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hooplala

I gotta say... that's a pretty sweet avatar.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Odibex Grallspice


Dildo Argentino

Odibex, do you collect little Lego spaceships?
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Odibex Grallspice

Um, well I don't collect them, they usually get taken apart soon after I build them. But yeah that's another hobby I abandoned. You don't think any less of me do ya?

Dildo Argentino

Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 23, 2013, 06:34:27 PM
Um, well I don't collect them, they usually get taken apart soon after I build them. But yeah that's another hobby I abandoned. You don't think any less of me do ya?

Not in the least. And I like your paintings. Why did you stop? Any hobbies now?
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Salty

Obidex, please describe your perfect sunday.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Odibex Grallspice

#89
I don't know why I stopped really, I had a friend who was a painter who moved away, so I didn't have anybody to show my work to. He was key in getting me started, so I don't know.. Maybe I just got depressed.
And right now the only thing I have close to a hobby is collecting sofubi kaiju (that's Japanese vinyl monsters to those in the know.

Quote from: Alty on December 23, 2013, 06:38:34 PM
Obidex, please describe your perfect sunday.
There's a WC Fields movie on in the morning and there are actual people posting on the internet (I don't know about here, but my other forum runs dry over the weekend). The mail comes with some toys from Viscous Fun. Um, I lead a pretty boring life, actually. So anything would be good. I don't know, man. I hope you weren't expecting an interesting answer.