Serves me right

[Ben]

::poops chocolate::

[LMNO]

Call me psychic, but I swear I saw that one coming.

[Wishfarple]

1) I do understand the need to recharge.
2) The next person who calls my sarcasm a cop out needs to go chat with Reverend Roger. I do believe he can explain my stance on the world to you, not to mention my sarcastic nature, so perhaps you won't be offended next time.
3) Hi Gnimbly. Long time no see.
4) For those of you who think my comments are all about the fucking election, you're wrong. I used that as one example of where I think this forum has gotten soft. Yes, soft. If I didn't make that plain before, let me remind you I was posting in the middle of the fucking night, at work no less. Not an excuse, but I didn't really have the mindset nor the time to elaborate.
5) I certainly do need to "catch up" here, but it is difficult to do with all of the flotsam in here. Thus my "outburst".
6) Good discordians don't brag, but neither do they sit and espouse the wonderment of excrement.

Now then. Glad to see I pissed a bunch of y'all off. It's good for you, like orange juice and broccoli.

Vitamin Shecky, I suppose... and if you think you hate me now, just wait.

You're making some fundamental errors, here.  Well, I suppose it's just one, really.  You think anyone that has never talked to you before gives one half of a shit what you're saying before it's said.  I can assure you that this is not the case.

So you used to post here but then disappeared but now you're back?  What a unique story!  If I hadn't seen it monthly on every discussion board I've ever been to, I'd be en-fucking-thralled!  Sorry, but I'm deeply unimpressed, no matter how many names you drop.  I've seen Roger post, I've seen Hugh post, I've seen the other people who you mention post, but I've never once seen anything you've written that didn't come off as condescending and spastic.  This MAY JUST BE because I've only seen one post by you before this thread, and it was a "Wow, I was away but now I'm back and I don't know anyone!" post.  

And if you can't make yourself clear without having Rev. Roger explain it after the fact, that's most certainly not my problem.  That's a personal failing, but I'm sure it's not insurmountable.

You can act like an asshole and then laugh when people get pissed of at you, but that doesn't make you wise or a gadfly or any more "Discordian" than anyone else.  It just makes you an asshole, sorry.

[National Public Radio]

Good evening, I'm Bob Edwards. Yes, I got fired but fuck 'em, I'm back.  Tonight, on All Things Considered Irrelevant:  A recent sighting of a Discordian acting strangely Aneristic.  More, after this plea for money.


Pleeeeeeeeze give us money.  Puh-leeeeze!  We've invested what you gave last week in some Florida Swampland, and, well, let's just say it didn't pan out.  So can we get another C-note off of you?  We'll give you this crappy plastic travel mug that spills all over the place if you do!


Earlier today, a frequet poster to the Principia Discordia forums came back after an absence, and shocked the community by showing non-erratic and Anerisian behavior.  After admitting to feelings of tribal separation due to the lack of immediate familiarity with the fluctuating community of Erisians, Discordians and general malcontents, the poster (who shall remain anonymous due to the fact that, judging by his post, he must surely be a minor) went further into the so-called "gray" state by lashing out at the innovations of the youth.

He then continued to act in an Anerisian manner, accusing the forums of not thinking exactly the way he thinks, and accusing them of being too frivolous and too random, forsaking the typically quixotian task of railing against the government for posts about veganism, the nature of intelligence, and current musical trends (among other things).

Most shocking was his obvious generalizations and concusion-jumping, leading some to believe that the poster was secretly a shadow-user, made specifically for the activity of "Trolling," though others hold the theory that he is simply too full of himself.

As of this date, the poster has in general been mocked and derided, much to the enjoyment of the rest of the forum.

For NPR News, I'm Bob Edwards.






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[Malaul]

::likes this thread emencely::

[Horab Fibslager]

Not to sound flippant, or like a bumper sticker (Gods forbid!), but if you can't see anything wrong here, you haven't been paying attention.

My point here, if I ever really had a fucking point, was that these forums have always been chaotic and prone to meaningless prattle. But when I haunted these threads before, there was two things I don't see here now:

A burning hatred of Greyfaces like Cheney, Bush, and their ilk, and some folks who wanted to make some changes for the better.

My guess (again, not knowing any of you, it could be an ill-informed one) is that Bush "winning" the election has demoralized the troops, so to speak. Of course Bush and his staff aren't the whole problem... hell, they're probably just the tip of the iceberg, but I don't exactly see anyone stepping up to "fight the power", let alone even complain about it.

Thus my question, "What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

These forums feel dead. Does that make my point clear to you?

you're a greyface, i'm a grey face, and she'sa  greyface too, so you can point your fuckin finger up your ass!


lol.


you're not pissing me off. but the posts in this thread lead me to beleive you're an idiot.

not to mention the fac that you're overly concerned with politics.

and poop pwnz j00!

[LMNO]

and just to point out that lolmonster isn't totally taking the piss, I'd like to point you here.

You're welcome.[/u]

[Horab Fibslager]

which is really what i've been saying for years, long before i joined this board.

the reason you cannot defeat teh cheneybushneocon machien is that j00 ph34r to have a tea party with them.

and also because your stupid and totally nto funny bush jokes lost the election for teh dems. yeah it's true, they were teh msot effective thign going for the dems, except they were all four years old, and not funny. instead of doing soem actual investigating an dpropaghandizing of actual misconduct, vulgar displays and abuses of power, and betrayals and treasons against the american people,

the best the anti bushcheny/neocon machien could do was write soem stupid, old an dunfunny jokes about th eway bush talks, about the sort of people who  might vote for bush.

bush won because the sort of people who voted for the dems are idiots.

no don't get me wrong, the sort of people who voted for bush are idiots too. but yall ahve to remember the subject matter. it's internationally accepted that most americans are idiots.

the intelegience brigns one choice in regards to the problem of the the state.

1 destabilize the entire country and reduce the economy to pre-pre-depression levels. revolution is not nice, but effective.

2: let it be, let it degenerate into the compulsory consumerist state it really wants to be.in 30-50 years the coproratiosn will change the governemtn's name to some business like brandname thing anyway.

[East Coast Hustle]

Welcome to America (tm)!

brought to you by AOL/Time-Warner/FedEx/Kinko's/Disney/Starbucks/Morgan Stanley Dean Witter!

[LMNO]

Hell, why not just switch it to:

Welcome to Bushco!

(a subsidiary of Halliburton)





Whoo-hoo!  Political humor!  Happy now, Slappy?

[East Coast Hustle]

the following was written in neon colored chalk in huge letters on the daily specials board at my store for about 2 weeks after the election:

Welcome to AmeriCo (tm)
A subsidiary of Halliburton
Sacrificing our children to
ensure your right to drive an SUV.


when someone I knew well enough to fuck with a little would ask me what the daily specials actually were, I'd yell out "Shut up! I have a mandate!"

[fluffy]

does vitamin shecky come in a children's chewable version?

[gnimbley]

Hi Shecky!

Welcome to the free fire zone. You appear to be the flavor of the day!
I've been really busy around the holidays here. Too many relatives
want some attention. Lots of regulars seem to uncharacteristically
busy as well. Bella got a job. Roger and Hugh are, well, pre-occupied.
They are around somewhere, but not currently visible. Trollax ran off
with his tail between his legs. Others have sort of melted away.

We've got some busy, busy hornets, if you want to stir them up. They've
cut their teeth on a fairy and are looking for fresh meat. Good luck!

::ducks back out of the crossfire::

Oh yeah. POETRY > PROSE!

Just had to say that.

::hides behind a tree::

[LMNO]

My god, I love that gnome.

[Horab Fibslager]

Hi Shecky!

Welcome to the free fire zone. You appear to be the flavor of the day!
I've been really busy around the holidays here. Too many relatives
want some attention. Lots of regulars seem to uncharacteristically
busy as well. Bella got a job. Roger and Hugh are, well, pre-occupied.
They are around somewhere, but not currently visible. Trollax ran off
with his tail between his legs. Others have sort of melted away.

We've got some busy, busy hornets, if you want to stir them up. They've
cut their teeth on a fairy and are looking for fresh meat. Good luck!

::ducks back out of the crossfire::

Oh yeah. POETRY > PROSE!

Just had to say that.

::hides behind a tree::

dude i cut my teeth long before i ever came here. teh fairy was of little consequence.


i'm just respondign do the guy's post in kind. i have nothing against the guy, but it did get me going on an interestign tangent.,  which is not a bad thing at all.