STFU Emeril.

[Nikoli Volkoff]

OK, Flay is a true flaming asshole. No doubt.

And Emeril is pretty damn annoying too, but I ate at one of his restaraunts ("NOLA"), and fuck if the food wasn't incredible.  I won't watch him, but i gotta respect a man who can produce recipies like that.

Alton is one of my favs, Mario is great, only it's often hard to find his ingredients (ever try to find Speck?), and I think I'm gonna have a lot more fun next time I go bowling....

bah just like any great artist he probly stole his recipes from someone else

[Hoshiko]

I hear it's the sacrificial blood of 20,000 virgin goats that make his food edible. But that could just be a rumor.

Or it's the pork fat that he squeezes directly from his meaty hands.

<shudder>

[LMNO]

Pork fat = Ambrosia.  It is a miracle substance...

Unless, of course, you're vegantarian.  In that case, it's one of the most horrid substances you can think of.

And apparently, virgin goat blood is the bomb!

Oh, Commie?  WHo gives a rat's ass where he stole his recipies?  It still tastes good.

[DJRubberducky]

AFAICT, the only way to "steal" a recipe is to plagiarize the language used to present it.  There cannot be a copyright on the actual combination of ingredients.

[LMNO]

But I'm still not gonna watch his lame-assed show.

[LMNO]

Check it out: A huge rant about Rachel Ray (who also should be shot).

[Verthaine]

Emeril is considered The Personification of true evil down here in his own hometown of N'awlins.
Working on a banishing spell for him (maybe send his ass to cleveland)

[East Coast Hustle]

oooh! that's mean! Cleveland is awful...I mean, not that I'm arguing with you..he totally deserves it...I just didn't know you had such a mean streak, V...

[agent compassion]

 Hasn't Cleveland suffered enough already?

Send him to...oh, shit, I don't know....Lake Oswego!

[East Coast Hustle]

if you wanna send him to the armpit of Oregon, La Grande is the only option...

or maybe Hermiston.



edit: it just occured to me that the real armpit of Oregon is actually Vacnouver, WA...

[agent compassion]

Noooo....the armpit of Oregon is Madras. But I still would send him to Lake Oswego, because those assholes deserve it....the only Lake Oswegan who WASN'T an asshole died last week, so...BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RIP James Erickson]

[East Coast Hustle]

on a tangent here, but am I the only one that thinks it's funny that the Tualatin valley Highway is colloquially referred to as the "TV highway"?

[agent compassion]

on a tangent here, but am I the only one that thinks it's funny that the Tualatin valley Highway is colloquially referred to as the "TV highway"?

Nah, I thought it was odd too, for a long time I thought "Geez, these people sure like their television."



Thing I don't like is that some people refer to the highways by name and some by number. I use the names. Then again, I also use the bus and don't own a car, so what the FUCK are people asking ME for driving directions for in the first place?

And then there's Farmington which turns into Beaverton Highway which turns into Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway which turns into Capitol Highway....yeesh.

[East Coast Hustle]

actually, I thought it was funny cus TV is short for transvestite...

[DJRubberducky]

Funny...I'd always figured that Albany would be the armpit of Oregon.