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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#585
February 18, 2014, 11:45:42 PM
Facebook Atheists; even more touchy and authoritarian than Pagans. Who knew?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#586
February 19, 2014, 12:44:03 AM
Go Nigel!

The Good Reverend Roger

#587
February 19, 2014, 12:57:39 AM
This Nigel is why we can't have nice things.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#588
February 19, 2014, 01:35:00 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 18, 2014, 11:45:42 PM
Facebook Atheists; even more touchy and authoritarian than Pagans. Who knew?

They're the new New Agers.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

#589
February 19, 2014, 02:45:52 AM
It's kinda funny. The fear of being with men has totally evaporated. I was so afraid of them for so long, but now...I guess I can't see it as being any worse than what I just went through. At some point I convinced myself that a woman would never take advantage of me or be so stupidly unaccountable for their actions like a man would.

This fear was irrational, but powerful. But it's gone. All gone.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Ben Shapiro

#590
February 19, 2014, 03:51:52 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2014, 02:45:52 AM
It's kinda funny. The fear of being with men has totally evaporated. I was so afraid of them for so long, but now...I guess I can't see it as being any worse than what I just went through. At some point I convinced myself that a woman would never take advantage of me or be so stupidly unaccountable for their actions like a man would.

This fear was irrational, but powerful. But it's gone. All gone.

Daaw some there's a big gay cowboy waiting for you.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#591
February 19, 2014, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 12:57:39 AM
This Nigel is why we can't have nice things.   :lulz:

:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#592
February 19, 2014, 09:13:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 12:57:39 AM
This Nigel is why we can't have nice things.   :lulz:

:thanks:
I do believe i need that meme-pic thingy you made.
It is time to spam that.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Cain

#593
February 19, 2014, 09:34:53 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 18, 2014, 10:58:59 PM
Cain, I am just catching up on your videos, Dishonored looks like a helluva lot of fun.

Thank you, and yes it is.  Especially when you disregard the "stealth-like" gameplay and instead opt for "using stealth to gain an unfair advantage over the AI and fuck its shit up" approach.

I was going to put some Titanfall beta gameplay up but....well, I'll put a video up, and you'll see why that didn't happen.

Ben Shapiro

#594
February 19, 2014, 09:42:34 AM
Inspired by Cain I'm going to make a how to speak English/Spanish for people on YouTube!

Cain

#595
February 19, 2014, 09:45:38 AM
That sounds like a great idea.  Definitely, go for it!

Ben Shapiro

#596
February 19, 2014, 09:53:42 AM
I want to spell it out as I say it in both languages. For example I want some water.  "Ai / Guant / Sam / Wa-terr."

Pæs

#597
February 19, 2014, 10:13:59 AM
So it turns out that if I worked, like, ten fewer hours a week and so had time to prepare meals instead of buying easy to make things, I would wind up with about $100 more a week than I have by working full time but not having time to make decent meals, plus I would be better fed. Looks like work might be entirely happy to accommodate that.

Junkenstein

#598
February 19, 2014, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on February 19, 2014, 09:53:42 AM
I want to spell it out as I say it in both languages. For example I want some water.  "Ai / Guant / Sam / Wa-terr."
Learn from the best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc91kkvl-Uc

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

#599
February 19, 2014, 11:49:40 AM
Quote from: Pæs on February 19, 2014, 10:13:59 AM
So it turns out that if I worked, like, ten fewer hours a week and so had time to prepare meals instead of buying easy to make things, I would wind up with about $100 more a week than I have by working full time but not having time to make decent meals, plus I would be better fed. Looks like work might be entirely happy to accommodate that.

That sounds like a win/win/win scenario.  Hot damn.
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