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Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, February 20, 2014, 12:02:33 PM

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Cain

Or, more likely, he was planted in the US by Kenyans as part of a fiendish plot for Kenyan socialist world domination.

trippinprincezz13

Twid, I demand you cease this terrible illuminati witchcraft. Ever since I read this thread this morning. Pandora has tried to make me listen to no less than four Korn songs despite repeated dislikes
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 20, 2014, 09:05:49 PM
Twid, I demand you cease this terrible illuminati witchcraft. Ever since I read this thread this morning. Pandora has tried to make me listen to no less than four Korn songs despite repeated dislikes
I do apologize for that. Theyre a terrible band.
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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

:spittake:
A good few of my friends do too. I think villager likes them too but doesnt listen to them avidly. So bets on whos going to be the next one to lose their grip on reality?
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 09:39:10 PM
:spittake:
A good few of my friends do too. I think villager likes them too but doesnt listen to them avidly. So bets on whos going to be the next one to lose their grip on reality?

James Hetfield.  I mean, other than the copyright thing.

He's at the right age.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Ooh. Good call i think. Hes also already a conservative too. That seems to be a bit of a risk factor.
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Junkenstein

Hetfeild and Ulrich went a while ago. Or at least I wrote them off as unfit for the future when they got upset about napster.

Glad to see their stance successfully stopped filesharing.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Haters.

Korn are totally relevant to today's society of disenfranchised youth seeking a meaningful vent for pent up frustrations and abandonment issues.

Until said youth find their grown-up panties and move on.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Ben Shapiro

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH DAVE MUSTAINE HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your music died when Friedman left, and now you want to cash in on the poor fucker market? HAHHHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAH

Also Dave Mustaine was on infowars a few years back promoting one of his shitty albums.

LOL Jon Davis LOL, I guess he milked that dubstep fad for what it was worth?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 20, 2014, 05:29:10 PM
What's especially interesting is that "came out of nowhere" is extremely relative to the fairly recent shift in American politics toward celebrity politicians, like Ronald Reagan and The Ahnold, and dynasty politics like we see with the Bushes and almost kinda with the Clintons. So basically, he "came out of nowhere" in the same sense that any highly successful career politician and twice-published author who was neither a movie star, governor, child of a former President, or spouse of a former President would.

Bump, because I feel this warrants further discussion, and of course how it works both ways for the conspiracy folk.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
Or, more likely, he was planted in the US by Kenyans as part of a fiendish plot for Kenyan socialist world domination.

One of the weirdest attempts at a troll I ever took was that Obama could not possibly be Kenyan because he never won a marathon got a "good point" from the ilk.
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Cain

Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 21, 2014, 05:33:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
Or, more likely, he was planted in the US by Kenyans as part of a fiendish plot for Kenyan socialist world domination.

One of the weirdest attempts at a troll I ever took was that Obama could not possibly be Kenyan because he never won a marathon got a "good point" from the ilk.

That is a good point though.

He must be an Indonesian pretending to be Kenyan.  Does his perfidy know no bounds?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 21, 2014, 05:33:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
Or, more likely, he was planted in the US by Kenyans as part of a fiendish plot for Kenyan socialist world domination.

One of the weirdest attempts at a troll I ever took was that Obama could not possibly be Kenyan because he never won a marathon got a "good point" from the ilk.

That is a good point though.

He must be an Indonesian pretending to be Kenyan.  Does his perfidy know no bounds?
:lulz:
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trippinprincezz13

Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 09:12:18 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 20, 2014, 09:05:49 PM
Twid, I demand you cease this terrible illuminati witchcraft. Ever since I read this thread this morning. Pandora has tried to make me listen to no less than four Korn songs despite repeated dislikes
I do apologize for that. Theyre a terrible band.

It happened again after that post!  :argh!:

I guess it's because
QuoteMost people who love rock or heavy metal obviously love Korn
:lol:

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 09:21:17 PM
My wife likes them.

I love her anyway.

:lol:

Eh, I like to poke fun, but I'm sure I like stuff other people consider terrible
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.