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Saturday Night™, a Definition for a Fundamentally Sick Society

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 19, 2014, 08:12:14 PM

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Reginald Ret

#15
February 20, 2014, 10:14:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 09:51:17 PM
Quote from: Sita on February 20, 2014, 09:48:06 PM
I have never had a Saturday Night in my life, if I'm understanding this right.
Could explain a few things.

Then go have one.
Yep, it is quite easy once you let go of your reservations.
What do you like to do?
What do you geek out about?
Who do you want to punch?/What do you want to destroy? (this one is good for those with repressed anger)
Don't be afraid to be and/or look stupid, in extreme cases just say you were drunk and almost all will be forgiven.
Hell, actually get raving drunk.
Walk on a line on the street, any line will do. Pretend it is a tightrope.
When you have to hold something, juggle it. Tosh it up, flip it around, have a heated discussion with it. Saturday Night can be done at work in one second. Yell at your stapler when it doesn't work, get angry at your stapler for backtalking.
There are no limits, that is kinda the point.

Go skating. Backwards. While drinking. In your livingroom. Have a 1-man/woman rollerdisco in your street/attic/walk-in closet.
Watch funny movies that make you laugh until tears are streaming down your cheeks, taste those tears and try to decide what cocktail they go best with. Make it before they dry up.

Start a tiny fire in an ashtray or in a cup or something inside your house.
Drip molten candlewax on your skin just because you wonder how it feels.

Grab a stick from the street and meditate on the many uses you can put it to. Realize you found it right next to a turd and it smells kinda funny, freak out and go wash your hands. Play with the soapbubbles.

Anything can be Saturday Night, even cleaning your house. Sing while making your bed. Pretend your vacuum is an invading alien enjoying the lavish buffet of dustmotes so much it gets distracted and doesn't notice you are right behind it. Tiptoe while vacuuming so the alien doesn't catch you.

But whatever you do, don't let Roger into the kitchen.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Ben Shapiro

#16
February 21, 2014, 01:00:17 AM
My Saturday Night includes Roger cooking and Nigel fucking men in the ass for not shutting the fuck up,Twid Klingon wrestling, LMNO cleaning house at the gay bar, Stella drinking shitty whsikey and bench pressing 600lbs, Binks telling me what's what, RWHN rubbing Icy Hot all over his butthurt.

Telarus

#17
February 21, 2014, 02:17:33 AM
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The Good Reverend Roger

#18
February 21, 2014, 02:44:58 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on February 21, 2014, 01:00:17 AM
My Saturday Night includes Roger cooking and Nigel fucking men in the ass for not shutting the fuck up,Twid Klingon wrestling, LMNO cleaning house at the gay bar, Stella drinking shitty whsikey and bench pressing 600lbs, Binks telling me what's what, RWHN rubbing Icy Hot all over his butthurt.

HOT DAMN!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#19
February 21, 2014, 08:07:21 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 21, 2014, 02:44:58 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on February 21, 2014, 01:00:17 AM
My Saturday Night includes Roger cooking and Nigel fucking men in the ass for not shutting the fuck up,Twid Klingon wrestling, LMNO cleaning house at the gay bar, Stella drinking shitty whsikey and bench pressing 600lbs, Binks telling me what's what, RWHN rubbing Icy Hot all over his butthurt.

HOT DAMN!

:digtbk:

Chelagoras The Boulder

#20
February 23, 2014, 05:42:54 AM
Had a pretty good Saturday Night last night actually. Me and four friends got together to watch the most gloriously terible movie i've seen in sometime. Even got some pizza and a decent bottle of whiskey in on the action, by the end we were laughing so hard that we rated Mutant Girls Squad a full five stars on Netflix because it had brought us more joy than any academy award winning movie you'd care to name. :lulz:
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
February 23, 2014, 05:56:11 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on February 21, 2014, 01:00:17 AM
My Saturday Night includes Roger cooking and Nigel fucking men in the ass for not shutting the fuck up,Twid Klingon wrestling, LMNO cleaning house at the gay bar, Stella drinking shitty whsikey and bench pressing 600lbs, Binks telling me what's what, RWHN rubbing Icy Hot all over his butthurt.

That sounds about right.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
February 23, 2014, 06:32:37 AM
Friday was my Saturday Night™.

Indian food, then Hotel Congress, then the Meetrack, then home.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Red

#23
February 23, 2014, 08:28:13 AM
Let's see, this Saturday I Woke to my best friend knocking on the door. I threw on clothes and let her in.

We stared at questionable images while venting about our silly little problems. I made some strong tea to shake last night's late night off. Preping for graveyard shift is FUn. Either way, good tea is always a nice perk to a day.

We got hungry after awhile so I made and ate kimchi noodles while watching an adorable cat play in boxes. Never underestimate how amusing a tenacious box-loving cat can be!

Then we sang for hours together complete with a decent two-part harmony rendition of "Under Pressure" and an accidentally perfect full version with harmonies for "Heart of Glass". No, literally- it was sheer accident that I took melody and she took harmony and we had everything 100% on pitch. We had Rock Band scoring us so we knew we were on pitch!

Well, she went home to see her boyfriend so I played a pointlessly fun RPG for awhile before making dinner and watching "What the Fuck is Wrong with You?" starring Nash! From there I hopped online and started my first rants here. Yay!

Ok, so not super awesome excitement, but I still saw someone dear to me in person, had a great time, and worked on some real life skills that we can actually show off to people not on computers. All in all, a nice Saturday night.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
February 23, 2014, 04:49:27 PM
My Saturday Night involved me planting trees all morning, and then beer and pizza with the bf, and then a relatively quiet, tipsy night at home.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#25
February 23, 2014, 06:38:47 PM
Drank a lot of beer last night. Discovered Shiner made their own version of Blue Moon, and called it Whitewing. Its not as good as Shock top but it will do. Neckbearded on Saturday morning. Feels good man.

LMNO

#26
February 24, 2014, 03:03:36 PM
The weekend, in order:

Gay Bar
All-day cooking marathon
Nookie
Wine and Tapas for 4 hours


All in all, it was very Saturday Night™.

Enrico Salazar

#27
February 25, 2014, 02:35:04 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 24, 2014, 03:03:36 PM
The weekend, in order:

Gay Bar
All-day cooking marathon
Nookie
Wine and Tapas for 4 hours


All in all, it was very Saturday Night™.

Enrico have almost EXACT SAME weekend,

except:

cooking
All-day Gay Bar marathon
Nookie
Wine Riunite on ice and Tapas calamari cheeseburgers for 4 hour
Did someone say gorgeous?

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
February 25, 2014, 02:37:47 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on February 25, 2014, 02:35:04 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 24, 2014, 03:03:36 PM
The weekend, in order:

Gay Bar
All-day cooking marathon
Nookie
Wine and Tapas for 4 hours


All in all, it was very Saturday Night™.

Enrico have almost EXACT SAME weekend,

except:

cooking
All-day Gay Bar marathon
Nookie
Wine Riunite on ice and Tapas calamari cheeseburgers for 4 hour

Now I gotta change my pants.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
February 27, 2014, 08:01:00 PM
This weekend, in order:

Make seed plant phylogeny flash cards
Study mass extinction events
Take chemistry midterm
Do endless chemistry online problems
Lay head down and cry
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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