OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Eater of Clowns]

It never occurred to me, but these are basically directions to my memere's street:

[Cain]

My computer definitely needs a graphic card and processor upgrade.  I'm currently playing the newest iteration of the Thief franchise on the lowest graphic settings possible, and it still feels like my machine is straining.

On the plus side, it still does actually work.  So it's already a step ahead of Titanfall.

[Eater of Clowns]

My computer definitely needs a graphic card and processor upgrade.  I'm currently playing the newest iteration of the Thief franchise on the lowest graphic settings possible, and it still feels like my machine is straining.

On the plus side, it still does actually work.  So it's already a step ahead of Titanfall.

You aren't able to run Titanfall, then? I'm curious about it; it looks interesting.

[East Coast Hustle]

It never occurred to me, but these are basically directions to my memere's street:

Your Haverhill is showing.

[Cain]

My computer definitely needs a graphic card and processor upgrade.  I'm currently playing the newest iteration of the Thief franchise on the lowest graphic settings possible, and it still feels like my machine is straining.

On the plus side, it still does actually work.  So it's already a step ahead of Titanfall.

You aren't able to run Titanfall, then? I'm curious about it; it looks interesting.

Nah.  I set the graphics as low as they can go, but it's hardcoded to play at 60FPS, and ideally 120FPS.

To be fair, this is two and half years old now.  And a laptop.  So it's doing pretty damn well considering.  But I'd rather not buy a console, so it's off to the local computer guy, to see how much financial pain I'm in for.

Speaking of pain, the whiners at DS2014 are already complaining about PD being back up.

[Ben Shapiro]

Houston Free Thinker update: Derrick has gone full retard. He's banning "leftists", and anyone who snarky like Cain.
The exiled have started the "Houston Critical Thinkers".

I suggest you lurk on alt accounts for the tears. Also they have named me your king. "Lufiel and the Discordians" sounds pretty good to me.

[Salty]

Huh. Never made a client throw up before.

Acheivement Unlocked?

[LMNO]

Details?

[Salty]

Well, myofascial work can dump a lot of bad old shit stored up in your body. This one has fibromyalgia and is older.

They really, really liked the work, until they stood up.

Usually, you feel a bit woozy afterward. Dizzy.

This one is still heaving. I feel pretty terrible, but as thats just SSDD these days, meh?

I do feel terrible though.

[Salty]

Walked out bearfoot and puked in the parking lot.

Job's body, indeed.

[Suu]

 I thought after living here for a week, I'd be able to find my house.

I WAS WRONG. The 2nd load of 20 boxes is now going into the garbage and everything is twice as messy as it was before. 

Navyguy is going on his 3rd 24 hour shift this week, and decided to catch the flu. The Navy's response to this is give him another flu shot (?!) and tell him to suck it the fuck up. Fortunately, I've had my shot and would have caught it by now considering the duration of his symptoms. He also found out that one of his chiefs is being a big fucking douchebag and trying to get him sent to another boat  for a little ride for 3 months so he can keep his position for that much longer. Fortunately, Husbandthing has to agree to such a voluntary deployment, and his command is adamant about him taking over the douchechief's position this summer. Although I suppose being a submarine is the safest place to actually be during any deployment, I'm just not in a position to take over his finances or anything yet. The apartment complex is still in a tizzy over me moving in.

[Salty]

I mean, I make them drool all the time.

First puker though.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Weird, dude.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So I was tired tonight and bored and nothing was happening here, so I posted in TDS again.



I don't understand. Is it just that there are so many people there that they can't remember from one day to the next what's going on and who is who? Is it that they're so high that they can't remember from one day to the next? All I know is that I can bust ABSOLUTELY ANY TROLL on them and they'll bite, every single time. It was like they have absolutely no memory of the fact that the Juggalette who is trolling them tonight is the cock-loving feminist who trolled them two nights ago.

My favorite is when someone accuses me of being a noob. Pretty sure I have period panties older than most of the members.

[Pæs]

I was thinking of experimenting with gathering FB Discordians at the new site as well, but Jesus, then I go there and read some of those discussions.