STFU Emeril.

[East Coast Hustle]

Urban armpit = Vancouver, WA (it's just an extension of Portland, and frankly, we've never really considered it to be part of WA)

Rural armpit = LaGrande, per capita methlab capital of the west!

[LMNO]

Emeril is considered The Personification of true evil down here in his own hometown of N'awlins.
Working on a banishing spell for him (maybe send his ass to cleveland)

Hey, V, I wanted to ask you 'cuz you seem the the Person Who Would Know:

Given that the French Quarter is a tourist trap n' all, still;  Is the best place for raw Oysters in teh Quarter Felix's?

And are the poBoys at Mothers' really worth the wait?

[Wishfarple]

Emeril is considered The Personification of true evil down here in his own hometown of N'awlins.
Working on a banishing spell for him (maybe send his ass to cleveland)

Hey!  What'd we do to deserve THAT!?  

Jeez, couldn't you just shoot our mothers or something?

[agent compassion]

actually, I thought it was funny cus TV is short for transvestite...

BWAHAHAHAHAAHA  

(maybe send his ass to cleveland)


Hey! What'd we do to deserve THAT!?

Jeez, couldn't you just shoot our mothers or something?

Damn, does Cleveland really suck that much???? At least you got SNOW this winter, geez!

[LMNO]

What's so great about snow if its not in the woods, on a golf course, or on a ski slope?  Snow anywhere else really sucks.

[agent compassion]

What's so great about snow in the city? I'll tell you:

1. You can make rude snowmen on your staircase and upset the neighbors. Last year I made one with a sharpened stick embedded in his torso, which I then doused with red food coloring so it looked like he was bleeding to death. Then I put yellow food coloring on his area so it looked like he pissed himself from fright.
2. It confuses the hell out of the drivers and slows traffic down, thus making it very tranquil for a while.
3. The news shows freak out and make theme songs and graphics and stop reporting on every other goddamn thing just because some water fell out of the sky.
4. I'm originally from Boston. It's not winter without snow as far as I'm concerned.
5. If you're in school - no school!

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

Snow anywhere sucks.


I know this, because I live in the mountains.

[East Coast Hustle]

snow rules.


if it's gonna be 20 below zero, there might as well be something to go out and play in, as opposed to just freezing your ass off.

and snowmobiles are so much fun.



where do you live? I used to live in Mammoth.

[agent compassion]

Makes sense to me, Turd. I mean, what else ya gonna do? We had ice storms here last year, 6-8 inches of snow and then sheets of ice...I went up to the mechanic's next door, where they had a sloping driveway, and skated down it. It was good.

[Verthaine]

Hey, V, I wanted to ask you 'cuz you seem the the Person Who Would Know:

I didn't know that.

Given that the French Quarter is a tourist trap n' all,

Yup.Still love it though.

still;  Is the best place for raw Oysters in teh Quarter Felix's?

since I can't stand ersters(N.O.for oyster),I'm not qualified to answer that question.

And are the poBoys at Mothers' really worth the wait?

Is anything really worth the wait

[LMNO]

4. I'm originally from Boston. It's not winter without snow as far as I'm concerned.

Where'd you live in Bawstun, & how long ago didja leave?

[agent compassion]

Where'd you live in Bawstun, & how long ago didja leave?

South Medfed(Medford) and 1989.

[LMNO]

Medford...  

I can see why you moved.



Ah, like ships in the night.... I showed up in Boston around 91, 92.

[agent compassion]

Medford... Shocked

I can see why you moved.

It was nice enough when I left it....  What happened?

No, seriously, it was. I mean, we had Mafia all over the place, and they made some damn good pizza too.

[LMNO]

Well, for one, they tore down the Bickford's next to the Wellington T stop...