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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1005
March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1006
March 04, 2014, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.

We do.  :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1007
March 04, 2014, 10:59:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.

We do.  :)

:lulz: Figured as much. I'll have to remember to pack accordingly next time I visit. If you know what I mean.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1008
March 04, 2014, 11:01:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:59:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.

We do.  :)

:lulz: Figured as much. I'll have to remember to pack accordingly next time I visit. If you know what I mean.

AND I THINK YOU DO.

ftfy
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1009
March 04, 2014, 11:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 11:01:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:59:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.

We do.  :)

:lulz: Figured as much. I'll have to remember to pack accordingly next time I visit. If you know what I mean.

AND I THINK YOU DO.

ftfy

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Red

#1010
March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM Last Edit: March 05, 2014, 12:18:19 AM by Red
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.

minuspace

#1011
March 05, 2014, 12:55:16 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.


Nope.  The only recorded usage of vespas for sex is in order to increase perceived size of male members for post eusocial sexytime.  Don't ask me how I know this  :oops:

The Good Reverend Roger

#1012
March 05, 2014, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.


:|

Um, yeah.  Joke's all yours now dude.  Run with it.  Or something.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Red

#1013
March 05, 2014, 05:31:59 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 05, 2014, 12:55:16 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.


Nope.  The only recorded usage of vespas for sex is in order to increase perceived size of male members for post eusocial sexytime.  Don't ask me how I know this  :oops:
Well, at least we now know why he carries such a flashy gun.  :wink:

(As a side note- am I really the only person who remembers The Green Hornet? Wow.  :eek: )

Cain

#1014
March 05, 2014, 08:27:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

So you say.  I've been reliably informed your just jealous that Roger is getting all that sweet hornet loving that you come up with ridiculous conspiracy theories as to why you don't get any.

Reginald Ret

#1015
March 05, 2014, 08:31:05 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 05:31:59 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 05, 2014, 12:55:16 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.


Nope.  The only recorded usage of vespas for sex is in order to increase perceived size of male members for post eusocial sexytime.  Don't ask me how I know this  :oops:
Well, at least we now know why he carries such a flashy gun.  :wink:

(As a side note- am I really the only person who remembers The Green Hornet? Wow.  :eek: )

The direction you took to joke was unrelated to the direction it had gone already, this caused enough cognitive dissonance to kill the joke for at least one person and probably more.
It happens on forums, don't worry about it too much.
(sidenote: Naw, lots of people here know of the Green Hornet.)
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Pæs

#1016
March 05, 2014, 09:05:01 AM
Why would Nigel fuck The Green Hornet? He's a human, ergo, her dick is already up his ass.

Reginald Ret

#1017
March 05, 2014, 11:00:46 AM
Quote from: Pæs on March 05, 2014, 09:05:01 AM
Why would Nigel fuck The Green Hornet? He's a human, ergo, her dick is already up his ass.
And that.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

LMNO

#1018
March 05, 2014, 02:07:28 PM
Plus, Roger has IRL gotten his junk stung by a mad hornet.  So, there's that.


Not that you were supposed to know that at this point.

P3nT4gR4m

#1019
March 05, 2014, 02:09:23 PM
Pretty sure we were all just assuming

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