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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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Salty

Quote from: Cain on March 06, 2014, 07:12:14 PM
Damn, a campstove that has USB ports?

We didn't have those when I was in the Scouts, that's for sure.

Hell yeah. It seems to run of small twigs and pine cones and pretty much anything that burns. The reviews seem pretty solid, for the most part. Beats carrying around propane. One of the reviews claimed 15% charge per meal.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on March 06, 2014, 07:08:01 PM
Whoo-hoo! Van acquired. I shall name him Percy.

Setting up insurance right now, then all that's left to do is:
fix the:
bumper cover
door handle
rear right break light and turn signal
front right turn signal

Get a tune-up
Insulate and vaporproof and lightproof it.
Put in some kind of bed that leaves room underneath for storage
Get a campstove, looking at this, because holy shit that's cool: http://www.amazon.com/BioLite-BL-CSA-Wood-Burning-Campstove/dp/B00BQHET9O
Get a portable toilet
Find cheap storage for all my shit that won't fit.

Wow, that's really neat!

Will you still be able to receive mail sent to your old address?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

Quote from: Nigel on March 06, 2014, 07:40:16 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 06, 2014, 07:08:01 PM
Whoo-hoo! Van acquired. I shall name him Percy.

Setting up insurance right now, then all that's left to do is:
fix the:
bumper cover
door handle
rear right break light and turn signal
front right turn signal

Get a tune-up
Insulate and vaporproof and lightproof it.
Put in some kind of bed that leaves room underneath for storage
Get a campstove, looking at this, because holy shit that's cool: http://www.amazon.com/BioLite-BL-CSA-Wood-Burning-Campstove/dp/B00BQHET9O
Get a portable toilet
Find cheap storage for all my shit that won't fit.

Wow, that's really neat!

Will you still be able to receive mail sent to your old address?

Not by April. I will either set up a PO Box or use my sisters address, not sure yet.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on March 06, 2014, 07:58:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 06, 2014, 07:40:16 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 06, 2014, 07:08:01 PM
Whoo-hoo! Van acquired. I shall name him Percy.

Setting up insurance right now, then all that's left to do is:
fix the:
bumper cover
door handle
rear right break light and turn signal
front right turn signal

Get a tune-up
Insulate and vaporproof and lightproof it.
Put in some kind of bed that leaves room underneath for storage
Get a campstove, looking at this, because holy shit that's cool: http://www.amazon.com/BioLite-BL-CSA-Wood-Burning-Campstove/dp/B00BQHET9O
Get a portable toilet
Find cheap storage for all my shit that won't fit.

Wow, that's really neat!

Will you still be able to receive mail sent to your old address?

Not by April. I will either set up a PO Box or use my sisters address, not sure yet.

OK well, I already sent the book, hopefully it won't take until April to get there...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Suu

Officially made SuuExTM brand Face Lube. Lip Spackle for the Smart Mouth.

I never knew making lip balm could be fun, easy, and a pain in the ass at the same time. Seriously, it took me 3 tries to get a texture I liked, and it still a bit TOO solid. Hence: Lip spackle. However, I know what goes into it, I put it there myself. Now I have 9 jars to go through before I try again.  :lulz:
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Quote from: The Suu on March 07, 2014, 02:47:38 AM
Officially made SuuExTM brand Face Lube. Lip Spackle for the Smart Mouth.

I never knew making lip balm could be fun, easy, and a pain in the ass at the same time. Seriously, it took me 3 tries to get a texture I liked, and it still a bit TOO solid. Hence: Lip spackle. However, I know what goes into it, I put it there myself. Now I have 9 jars to go through before I try again.  :lulz:

Very nice. :P
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Suu on March 07, 2014, 02:47:38 AM
Officially made SuuExTM brand Face Lube. Lip Spackle for the Smart Mouth.

I never knew making lip balm could be fun, easy, and a pain in the ass at the same time. Seriously, it took me 3 tries to get a texture I liked, and it still a bit TOO solid. Hence: Lip spackle. However, I know what goes into it, I put it there myself. Now I have 9 jars to go through before I try again.  :lulz:

It is a pain in the ass. But easy. And fun. I started making my own because I have skin reactions to almost all lip balms that make my skin slough off, and my method is as follows:

1. Put some olive oil in a clean dry yogurt cup.
2. Add some beeswax
3. Microwave until liquid
4. Stir
5. Pour into tubes and let harden

I think my method could be vastly improved by doing steps 1 and 2 on a scale so as to achieve a consistent olive oil/beeswax ratio, but nooooooo I always just wing it, which means that sometimes I have 100 tubes of soft oily lip balm, and sometimes I have 100 tubes of hard waxy lip balm. Someday, I'll wise the fuck up and use a scale.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2014, 04:00:41 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 07, 2014, 02:34:26 AM
Micro and Gen Bio exams done. Next up, Biotech.

GO GO POWER RANGER!

:)

The Gen Bio I'm iffy about. It was one of those multiple choice tests where you're like, ermm... could be that or that, really could....
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 07, 2014, 04:16:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2014, 04:00:41 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 07, 2014, 02:34:26 AM
Micro and Gen Bio exams done. Next up, Biotech.

GO GO POWER RANGER!

:)

The Gen Bio I'm iffy about. It was one of those multiple choice tests where you're like, ermm... could be that or that, really could....

I have found that the key to Gen Bio multiple-choice questions is "what can I rule out, based on what I know?"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2014, 04:20:36 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 07, 2014, 04:16:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2014, 04:00:41 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 07, 2014, 02:34:26 AM
Micro and Gen Bio exams done. Next up, Biotech.

GO GO POWER RANGER!

:)

The Gen Bio I'm iffy about. It was one of those multiple choice tests where you're like, ermm... could be that or that, really could....

I have found that the key to Gen Bio multiple-choice questions is "what can I rule out, based on what I know?"

And that's what I tried for. Fingers crossed.
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Junkenstein

Returning to civilisation shortly. If Scotland actually goes for independence then around this time next year what I'm doing will probably be classed as smuggling. I could care less, there's just no good sliced sausage round here and the things they call "Potato Scones" are a horrible joke. I'm not even going to mention how these people cook bacon and eggs. It's horrific. They bend.

Enjoy your weekend all, I will.

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