How much do you hate Walt Whitman?

[eighteen buddha strike]

Fuck him AND Ralph Waldo Emerson.

[Hoshiko]

Did it make you ache so, leaving me? - Waltie

[Sepia]

Walt & Waldo r0x0r5 j00r b0x0r5.

[Wishfarple]

Not nearly as much as I hate Rod Mckuen.

He can listen to my warm ass.

[LMNO]

YAWP!

[agent compassion]

I don't know about his poetry, but Whitman's candy certainly sucks nard. Fuck Whitman!

[Zurtok Khan]

Ralph Waldo and I are best buddies.  I even have a 1920's copy of his essays on my bed stand, mostly because it only cost 2.50$ on Ebay.

And I remember something about Waltie, but it amounts to nothing, who the fuck is he?

[Hoshiko]

He was from Lawn Guyland, but loved Brooklyn.

He was gay.

He had a really awesome beard.

He published some godawful poems.

His grave reads -
My foothold is tenon'd and mortis'd in granite;
I laugh at what you call dissolution;
And I know the amplitude of time.


I dunno, I think I would have liked him.

[eighteen buddha strike]

Last night, I fell asleep in a closet.

[Hoshiko]

But now you're out?

Oh, I'm so proud!