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Started by East Coast Hustle, March 13, 2014, 10:34:09 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#465
March 26, 2014, 06:45:02 PM
 :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#466
March 26, 2014, 07:43:18 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2014, 03:21:17 PM
Doctor Nigel has a delightfully ominous ring to it  :evil:

I'll cure what ails ya.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#467
March 26, 2014, 07:46:26 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 26, 2014, 06:04:43 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 26, 2014, 04:19:44 PM
I would make a whole shitload of jiffy-pop and laugh.

Their kid is going to run off in London and drown in the Thames River. The husband is going to make an ass of himself when it  comes to not wanting to eat anything British and being a total rude fuck (he thinks he's being funny...even Rhode Islanders never found him funny) and she's going to be completely in financial dire straits for the rest of her existence. She's already been quoted that she's only still with her husband until she can replace his disability income, but right now the "tax benefits" are nice.

Oh golddigger, you're doing it wrong.

Pointing and laughing time, for sure.

Though I have to say, I have a soft spot and a fascination for people who just inexorably seem drawn toward making the worst possible decisions for themselves.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#468
March 26, 2014, 07:46:48 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on March 26, 2014, 06:32:13 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2014, 06:30:51 PM
You entering into some kind of settling down period, viking?

Nah. Just good to have a place for all the loot when I come back from summer raids.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#469
March 26, 2014, 09:15:25 PM
I spent the last half hour, instead of doing a presentation for Monday's tutorial on terrorism and irregular warfare, figuring out how to install Skyrim twice on my laptop so I can have two different sets of mods running at once.

Benefits of an elite education, right here.

In other news, I have an interview tomorrow to become a supply teacher.  Could be fun.  Would mean a full work week, but I don't have to plan any classes, get full holidays and the school is a 10 minute bike ride away.

Ben Shapiro

#470
March 26, 2014, 09:42:41 PM
So after I get my Mech. Engineering degree I will apply to the University of Houston for a Biological Engineering Degree mainly to focus on Genetic Engineering. So I'll be a techie, and a actual scientist!

If a machine breaks down. STAND BACK LET ME SCIENCE THIS BITCH!

Also had a fun time at the H.I.M concert last night. I saw 4 ex girlfriends of mine there. Good times indeed.

The Good Reverend Roger

#471
March 26, 2014, 10:03:01 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 26, 2014, 09:42:41 PM
So after I get my Mech. Engineering degree I will apply to the University of Houston for a Biological Engineering Degree mainly to focus on Genetic Engineering. So I'll be a techie, and a actual scientist!

If a machine breaks down. STAND BACK LET ME SCIENCE THIS BITCH!

Also had a fun time at the H.I.M concert last night. I saw 4 ex girlfriends of mine there. Good times indeed.

*ahem*

ENGINEERS ARE NOT FOR TOUCHING SHIT.  MAINTENANCE TECHNICIANS ARE FOR THAT.  KEEP YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF OF EQUIPMENT, KEEP ALL FINGERS.

:crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#472
March 26, 2014, 10:13:25 PM
IT'S MY ANGRY MONKEY BRAIN! IF I WANT TO DROWN IT IN LUBRICATE I FUCKING WILL! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#473
March 27, 2014, 12:33:52 AM
"The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts" ?   :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#474
March 27, 2014, 12:34:35 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 26, 2014, 09:42:41 PM
So after I get my Mech. Engineering degree I will apply to the University of Houston for a Biological Engineering Degree mainly to focus on Genetic Engineering. So I'll be a techie, and a actual scientist!

If a machine breaks down. STAND BACK LET ME SCIENCE THIS BITCH!

Also had a fun time at the H.I.M concert last night. I saw 4 ex girlfriends of mine there. Good times indeed.

That sounds fucking FASCINATING. Genetics and genetic engineering are cool as shit!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#475
March 27, 2014, 12:36:48 AM
I did some research on the neurology residency program at OHSU, and they admit FOUR students a year. If I got into medical school I could apply after my first year. My first choice is still the neuroscience program, but it's good to have backup plans.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#476
March 27, 2014, 12:37:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 27, 2014, 12:36:48 AM
I did some research on the neurology residency program at OHSU, and they admit FOUR students a year. If I got into medical school I could apply after my first year. My first choice is still the neuroscience program, but it's good to have backup plans.

STUDY ALL THE THINGS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#477
March 27, 2014, 12:40:30 AM
You could move to Tucson, then you'd have time!  It's always summer you'll never get cold you'll never get hungry you'll never get old and grey we'll see your shadow wandering off somewhere you'll never make it home but you really won't care you wanted the lost highway you'll happier there than you are today.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#478
March 27, 2014, 12:44:23 AM
True story, I was looking at going to UofA. Then I remembered Tucson.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#479
March 27, 2014, 12:45:35 AM
Quote from: The Suu on March 27, 2014, 12:44:23 AM
True story, I was looking at going to UofA. Then I remembered Tucson.

It's awesome here.  As long as you can dodge the Hiroshima Shadows and the Grabby Girls.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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