Greyface/Cabbage Question

[JamesStrangefellow]

So I really have a question for everyone....

I'm new.

Why do people hate discordia so much? I had an easier time when i was an evangelical non demonational christian going around the supermarket/outfield with my bible.

Shouldn't people at least embrace discord on a superficial level?

Does Crowley just get hype because he's a good chess player?

[Pæs]

 

[JamesStrangefellow]

its kind of whatever...

is that the problem?

too much freedom?

fear is scary. ill give you that.

[JamesStrangefellow]

what is she holding?

it looks like a tennis racket to me. or a hair dryer.

or a new combo of the 2.

my final answer is an eris  face bubble wand.

I saw a iron man one at the dollar store the other day that may require 'further research'

[Nephew Twiddleton]

what is she holding?

it looks like a tennis racket to me. or a hair dryer.

or a new combo of the 2.

my final answer is an eris  face bubble wand.

I saw a iron man one at the dollar store the other day that may require 'further research'

That's her hand, dude.

Anyway, to answer your question, what's your approach? If people don't like your sales pitch, they're not going to buy your product. Who are you trying to sell your product to? Do you have a proper jingle for your TV ads? You need a proper jingle. Something that will get stuck in their heads, but not so obnoxious that they'll hate it on principle. How about the packaging, is it easy to open up once they've purchased their Discordia^TM

[hooplala]

"Dissssssssssssss-CORD-ja!" -- sung to the tune of the 'by Mennen' jingle.

[Junkenstein]

Can someone shift this nonsense to AT?

Regards,

Horrible Uncle Junkie, hates pineal shit shitting up AE unless you do it with class. This is not classy.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So I really have a question for everyone....

I'm new.

Why do people hate discordia so much? I had an easier time when i was an evangelical non demonational christian going around the supermarket/outfield with my bible.

Shouldn't people at least embrace discord on a superficial level?

Does Crowley just get hype because he's a good chess player?

Who are we?  We're the Discordia People.  We put our Discordia into your country, using Grandfather's old-fashioned techniques.  We are the leg-sawyers.  We saw the legs off, hand-crafting apocalypse so that you get VALUE for your dollar.  Try this little test:  Look at our competitor's product.  You can't.  Because there's a black bag over your head, and you're in the back of a police van.  Now look at our product.  You can't.  Because you've pulled your eyeballs out of your head and the Skinsaw Queen has woven them into her cloak.  See the difference?  Well, perhaps that last bit was a poor choice of words.  Who are we?

[LMNO]

We're the reality generators.  We're the haters.  We've got the pins to jab into your runaway examples of Poe's Law.  We're the deflaters, the defeatists, the deafeners.  We're the ones defending the Queen's English, but only when it suits our porpises.  We're the last dying remnants of the Buddha-killers, the elephant walking down the road.  We're the buried bones, rattling and rolling.  We're the memories of Saturday Night™, festering in your skull like a cheap wine hangover.  Who are we?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We're the Terminal City people.  We terminate your cities.  You ever notice how some city airports don't actually support connecting flights (Looking at you, Providence & Tucson)?  Every flight stops there.  And there you are, in Terminal City.  Your prognosis isn't good...But would you WANT it to be, when you think about it?  We are the uncontrolled cell division specialists.  We started out somewhere fairly harmless, but we are everywhere now.  Who are we?

[JamesStrangefellow]

what is she holding?

it looks like a tennis racket to me. or a hair dryer.

or a new combo of the 2.

my final answer is an eris  face bubble wand.

I saw a iron man one at the dollar store the other day that may require 'further research'

That's her hand, dude.

Anyway, to answer your question, what's your approach? If people don't like your sales pitch, they're not going to buy your product. Who are you trying to sell your product to? Do you have a proper jingle for your TV ads? You need a proper jingle. Something that will get stuck in their heads, but not so obnoxious that they'll hate it on principle. How about the packaging, is it easy to open up once they've purchased their Discordia^TM

well i go with the sales pitch that worked wonders for me in my brief sales career. no sales approach
im just me. that's always been something to deal with on some level.
i will admit since i just got the 2007 hardcover PD in the mail this week, i've been bringing it around to me.
that will magnify the reactions for sure. At the end of the night yesterday, some dude even tried to steal it from me!  it's like they want a parable of everything played out right before them. And i oblige gracefully...
discordia definitely puts more contraptions in my utility belt though, so in the end the greyfaces are annoyed, but i feel they do it to themselves.
one example, this past sunday im chatting with my downstairs neighbor outside of his place and another neighbor comes by, we greet her warmy., Then are asked 'why she didn't see us in church this morning?'
ACTIONi didn't do it man....

[JamesStrangefellow]

So I really have a question for everyone....

I'm new.

Why do people hate discordia so much? I had an easier time when i was an evangelical non demonational christian going around the supermarket/outfield with my bible.

Shouldn't people at least embrace discord on a superficial level?

Does Crowley just get hype because he's a good chess player?

Who are we?  We're the Discordia People.  We put our Discordia into your country, using Grandfather's old-fashioned techniques.  We are the leg-sawyers.  We saw the legs off, hand-crafting apocalypse so that you get VALUE for your dollar.  Try this little test:  Look at our competitor's product.  You can't.  Because there's a black bag over your head, and you're in the back of a police van.  Now look at our product.  You can't.  Because you've pulled your eyeballs out of your head and the Skinsaw Queen has woven them into her cloak.  See the difference?  Well, perhaps that last bit was a poor choice of words.  Who are we?

sometimes that comes off as a bit contrarian i feel.
it seems the ego wants to see itself as iron sharpening iron, but sometimes you're just a dip in the cool water. 
or some jerk trying to rip of the blacksmith for a gold piece.

[JamesStrangefellow]

We're the Terminal City people.  We terminate your cities.  You ever notice how some city airports don't actually support connecting flights (Looking at you, Providence & Tucson)?  Every flight stops there.  And there you are, in Terminal City.  Your prognosis isn't good...But would you WANT it to be, when you think about it?  We are the uncontrolled cell division specialists.  We started out somewhere fairly harmless, but we are everywhere now.  Who are we?

roger, im pretty sure you're the mural at the denver international airport.

or would you rather be the red eyed horsey? they are, you know....endowed....
and the sculptor even got killed by it!
all kinds of stuff to work with there. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

what is she holding?

it looks like a tennis racket to me. or a hair dryer.

or a new combo of the 2.

my final answer is an eris  face bubble wand.

I saw a iron man one at the dollar store the other day that may require 'further research'

That's her hand, dude.

Anyway, to answer your question, what's your approach? If people don't like your sales pitch, they're not going to buy your product. Who are you trying to sell your product to? Do you have a proper jingle for your TV ads? You need a proper jingle. Something that will get stuck in their heads, but not so obnoxious that they'll hate it on principle. How about the packaging, is it easy to open up once they've purchased their Discordia^TM

well i go with the sales pitch that worked wonders for me in my brief sales career. no sales approach
im just me. that's always been something to deal with on some level.
i will admit since i just got the 2007 hardcover PD in the mail this week, i've been bringing it around to me.
that will magnify the reactions for sure. At the end of the night yesterday, some dude even tried to steal it from me!  it's like they want a parable of everything played out right before them. And i oblige gracefully...
discordia definitely puts more contraptions in my utility belt though, so in the end the greyfaces are annoyed, but i feel they do it to themselves.
one example, this past sunday im chatting with my downstairs neighbor outside of his place and another neighbor comes by, we greet her warmy., Then are asked 'why she didn't see us in church this morning?'
ACTIONi didn't do it man....

If you're not making a sales pitch how is it even coming up in conversation as something they hate?

[hooplala]

I assumed he meant how everyone on the internet hates us.