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Doktor Howl

#90
October 31, 2014, 07:53:08 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 31, 2014, 06:54:58 PM
Happy birthday, Roger.

Thanks.  They don't seem as happy as they used to, though.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

#91
October 31, 2014, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 05:45:52 PM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 31, 2014, 05:41:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday sir. You're like the 4th or 5th Scorpio I'm acquainted with or better that has the 31 or Nov. 1 as a birthday. If you would like I could do a solar chart interpretation for you. I won't even look it up without your consent tho. Whatever one's ontological position on astrology it is still firmly in the 'none of your beeswax' category as far as I am concerned.

Hope birthday goes awesome!

No thanks.  There's enough bullshit floating around without us making more.

Besides, I'm a Holy Man™.  I already know the future.

Alrighty. Then perhaps you can instead impart to me some Holy wisdom. What general advice would you give a man more than a decade your junior as he stumbles about on this madhouse of a planet?
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#92
October 31, 2014, 11:52:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday! Just remember, a birthday means you're not dead yet, so congratulations! You did it!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#93
October 31, 2014, 11:54:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 31, 2014, 11:56:17 AM
Holy Shit.

New job offer, the kind of offer you can't refuse.

I'm somewhat stunned and my heart's beating like a fucked clock. Solid client for years, plant demolitions in the bag in various parts of Europe. Life is looking to be interesting to say the least in the future.

Congratulations to you as well!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#94
October 31, 2014, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 31, 2014, 12:15:22 PM
Sounds good.

I've been invited to interview in Cambridge.  Bit of a slog from down here, but it is on my day off so, eh, whatever.

Good luck! Crossing my fingers for you!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#95
November 01, 2014, 12:34:14 AM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 31, 2014, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 05:45:52 PM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 31, 2014, 05:41:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday sir. You're like the 4th or 5th Scorpio I'm acquainted with or better that has the 31 or Nov. 1 as a birthday. If you would like I could do a solar chart interpretation for you. I won't even look it up without your consent tho. Whatever one's ontological position on astrology it is still firmly in the 'none of your beeswax' category as far as I am concerned.

Hope birthday goes awesome!

No thanks.  There's enough bullshit floating around without us making more.

Besides, I'm a Holy Man™.  I already know the future.

Alrighty. Then perhaps you can instead impart to me some Holy wisdom. What general advice would you give a man more than a decade your junior as he stumbles about on this madhouse of a planet?

Take good care of your teeth.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#96
November 01, 2014, 12:35:34 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 31, 2014, 11:52:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday! Just remember, a birthday means you're not dead yet, so congratulations! You did it!

:tgrr:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#97
November 01, 2014, 12:36:25 AM
The new windows update took my cursor away.

Thanks, Microsoft, you fucking gasbags.  Do you have any idea how annoying this is?  Of course you do.  You're fucking Microsoft.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#98
November 01, 2014, 05:09:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2014, 12:36:25 AM
The new windows update took my cursor away.

Thanks, Microsoft, you fucking gasbags.  Do you have any idea how annoying this is?  Of course you do.  You're fucking Microsoft.

They're like the longest troll ever.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#99
November 01, 2014, 05:12:06 AM
I posted this in Literate Chaotic, but then I realized that nobody looks in that sub.

Read this story. Read it. It's probably one of the worst stories I've ever read, and that's saying something. Read it. Read it.

hxxp://www.thevoicebeforethevoid.net/north-dakota-devils-lake-2013-october-by-the-voice-before-the-void/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#100
November 01, 2014, 05:13:59 AM
I realize that not everyone loves terrible literature the way I do, and I admit that this is no DelGotha, but it's BAD. And the whole website it's from seems to be essentially a hotbed of terribleness.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Wizard Joseph

#101
November 01, 2014, 05:41:10 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 01, 2014, 05:12:06 AM
I posted this in Literate Chaotic, but then I realized that nobody looks in that sub.

Read this story. Read it. It's probably one of the worst stories I've ever read, and that's saying something. Read it. Read it.

hxxp://www.thevoicebeforethevoid.net/north-dakota-devils-lake-2013-october-by-the-voice-before-the-void/

As a story I've read worse.. but this one was more like a narrative pretext to the weird rite\rant than a proper story.

It did strike a chord of defiance of the preternatural that I kinda liked. .. but would have been a better story if it had a conflict the 'protagonist' got screwed over.

entertaining as hell though!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

#102
November 01, 2014, 05:52:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2014, 12:34:14 AM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 31, 2014, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 05:45:52 PM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 31, 2014, 05:41:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday sir. You're like the 4th or 5th Scorpio I'm acquainted with or better that has the 31 or Nov. 1 as a birthday. If you would like I could do a solar chart interpretation for you. I won't even look it up without your consent tho. Whatever one's ontological position on astrology it is still firmly in the 'none of your beeswax' category as far as I am concerned.

Hope birthday goes awesome!

No thanks.  There's enough bullshit floating around without us making more.

Besides, I'm a Holy Man™.  I already know the future.

Alrighty. Then perhaps you can instead impart to me some Holy wisdom. What general advice would you give a man more than a decade your junior as he stumbles about on this madhouse of a planet?

Take good care of your teeth.

I try.. I will try harder. Thanks! I really hadn't considered it much in the long view, but it's technically more pressing and valuable than getting car work done in the long term and the garage and dentist are about the same range of up front cost. Huh.

The weird part is you're not the first conversational reminder I've had today...maybe third.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#103
November 01, 2014, 05:59:37 AM
It would have been a better story if the writing was not so self-indulgent and the storyline so cringingly cliched and full of juvenile shoegazing and the element of woo and self-consciously made up words.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#104
November 01, 2014, 06:03:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2014, 12:34:14 AM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 31, 2014, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 05:45:52 PM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on October 31, 2014, 05:41:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 31, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday sir. You're like the 4th or 5th Scorpio I'm acquainted with or better that has the 31 or Nov. 1 as a birthday. If you would like I could do a solar chart interpretation for you. I won't even look it up without your consent tho. Whatever one's ontological position on astrology it is still firmly in the 'none of your beeswax' category as far as I am concerned.

Hope birthday goes awesome!

No thanks.  There's enough bullshit floating around without us making more.

Besides, I'm a Holy Man™.  I already know the future.

Alrighty. Then perhaps you can instead impart to me some Holy wisdom. What general advice would you give a man more than a decade your junior as he stumbles about on this madhouse of a planet?

Take good care of your teeth.

That is pretty much the best fucking advice ever.

A lot of people don't go to the dentist for years and years because they think they can't afford to get anything fixed, but the reality is that it's worth paying the $50 or so out of pocket every year for a good cleaning, because even if you have cavities that you can't get fixed, the cleaning and decent in-between care can help prevent them from getting worse, and prevent gum disease from forming, and a host of other issues.

In other words, it's smart to brush and floss every day, and get your teeth cleaned annually, even if you can't afford X-rays or fillings. Because what really sucks is being in your 40's and starting to lose teeth.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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