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Basically the most horrifying sex toy I've ever seen.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 21, 2015, 04:45:47 AM

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January 21, 2015, 04:45:47 AM
NSFW NSFW NSFW

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/16/nsfw-calling-all-foot-fetishists-the-vajankle-is-the-sex-toy-for-you-5025206/

QuoteThe vajankle – as its name suggests – is the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle... and it's as disturbing as it sounds.

Unless you have a serious foot fetish that is, in which case, we'd imagine, it's serious good times.

Sin boutique – the website selling them – explains: 'These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!'

They go on: 'The vajankle is in the left foot only. You can order the vajankle independently, or as a pair with the standard right foot.'
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#1
January 21, 2015, 04:53:24 AM
But will it pass the P3nt test?

The Wizard Joseph

#2
January 21, 2015, 05:38:37 AM
 :horrormirth:  :lulz:  :horrormirth:  :lulz:  :horrormirth:
:scientist:

NSFW as hell but somehow not quite as bad as the vajankle

http://www.sinthetics.biz/products/quarter-torso

Cuz why pay all that for a whole torso if you're never gonna fuck most of it.

I'm pretty gulldurn muthaeffin' openminded... but eww.
Like eww with fire.
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- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
January 21, 2015, 06:19:43 AM
For some reason the quarter torso is more disturbing than just a disembodied rubber vagina. I can imagine the utility of a disembodied rubber vagina.

Taking it in a slightly different direction, medical practice models: http://www.gtsimulators.com/Life-form-Prostate-Examination-Simulator-p/lf00901u.htm
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Wizard Joseph

#4
January 21, 2015, 07:57:52 AM
Emphasis and cheeky emotes mine. Lulz and brain hiccups for all.
To be read as though advertising for phone sex or porno.
You know, really adding some eager tone to it.
Just hear it in your head as you read..



:) STAGE A GLAND - Benign, slightly enlarged, but otherwise normal prostate gland.

:sad: STAGE B GLAND - A discrete, hard nodule is palpable in the upper right quadrant. This simulates a beginning stage of carcinoma.

:eek: STAGE C GLAND - The spread of carcinoma is demonstrated in this gland. The small nodule has increased in size and has become an external hard mass on the surface of the gland.

:cry: STAGE D GLAND - This gland is totally replaced with carcinoma. The entire gland will feel hard and irregular.


It really is all about how you say things.   :p

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

#5
January 21, 2015, 02:23:29 PM
Much to my dismay, I can top this.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#6
January 21, 2015, 02:32:26 PM
 :lulz:  I had forgotten about that little bit of Science™.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
January 21, 2015, 03:43:07 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Wizard Joseph

#9
January 21, 2015, 04:15:55 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2015, 03:43:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2015, 02:35:09 PM
I can top you all

http://www.horse-news.net/2015/01/china-begins-mass-producing-inflatable.html

That's just straight-up good target marketing.

Like for real. All that needs doing is to acquire a supply, show to bronies, allow controversy to unduly spread awareness of *real shudder happened* the product. ..
:|
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

EK WAFFLR

#10
January 21, 2015, 04:17:52 PM
There's so many sex toys that are scary. http://www.scarysextoyfriday.com/?zx=cd9ac508c9e3e56
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The Wizard Joseph

#11
January 21, 2015, 04:18:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 02:23:29 PM
Much to my dismay, I can top this.

Worse than anthropomorphic rainbow dash too?
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

#12
January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck. 

Made in Japan.  Obviously.
Molon Lube

xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

#13
January 21, 2015, 04:59:48 PM
Quoteis the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle

No it isnt, it is only a simulation of the future vajankles glory. Wait till you can get these babies installed in your own ankles.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
January 21, 2015, 05:12:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2015, 04:19:31 PM
There's a severed head one with the vagina in the neck. 

Made in Japan.  Obviously.

:lulz:

For some reason, that one at least make logical sense to me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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